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I am so painfully single, my god

Enid mention AYYYY

I SMELL YURIIIII

If Yvlle actually manages to pull one of her brother’s bride contestants 😛 it’ll be great

A dad who wants to cut out the heart of his own daughter to obtain immortality, but knows he’ll feel really bad about it. The way he takes a drought once a month to feel period pain in solidarity with his daughters. He contains multitudes your honor 😭

I’m sorry but there’s no reason for a romance book to be 500 pages jfc

I will NEVER get tired of the possessiveness athletes get over their lovers wearing someone else’s jersey number