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I SMELL YURIIIII

If Yvlle actually manages to pull one of her brother’s bride contestants 😛 it’ll be great

A dad who wants to cut out the heart of his own daughter to obtain immortality, but knows he’ll feel really bad about it. The way he takes a drought once a month to feel period pain in solidarity with his daughters. He contains multitudes your honor 😭

I’m sorry but there’s no reason for a romance book to be 500 pages jfc

I will NEVER get tired of the possessiveness athletes get over their lovers wearing someone else’s jersey number

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Am I supposed to ship Harvey and Cora? Bc I lowkey do

I’m feeling so meh about this :/ I hate all the weird insecure comments about other people’s appearances

Is it wrong for me to be put off by the bisexual mc using the term “dykey?” Am I just not woke enough?

Tentacle fantasy? Fine. Bacterial virus tentacle fantasy? Questionable