Cristina > Recent Status Updates

Linda 😭 Linda please you can’t tell people that 😭

“Karina hopped out, wearing a tight sequined dress whose hemlines hit just below her labia” this is the craziest outfit description I’ve ever read, i actually had to pause to process 😭

I feel like I’m being lit on fire, but in like a positive way

Baffled by the hype

Having your bisexual softball player literally hit both ways is so big brained

God nothing will ever top the gay yearning between a knight and his king

Everybody in this house is a FREAK

Dawg why are we making our lesbians tell a man he was written by a woman

How many times can two people get interrupted while trying to get their rocks off, my god

Just caught a big ole whiff of yaoi like a bloodhound on a trail I KNOW ITS COMING AND IM WAITING TO BE PROVED CORRECT

Nobody can write a messy af novel like a gay person can. I’m so entertained