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“Apparently, he likes to ... um. Do the work? As in, he prefers when I'm lying there, my legs around his hips and my arms around his neck.”

LMAOOOO
My boy is a service top, let him be 🙌🏼

"Like I said yesterday, I want to respect your wishes, but I can't make you fall in love with me again if I'm not following you around being sexy and mysterious."

This guy is melting my ice-crusted heart 🥹🥹

“He’s a fine kisser.”

“Depends how raw you like your meat, I suppose.”

🤣🤣🤣

Ok so he can read a book in 3 hours, resolve complex mathematical equations in 1 min, he’s also blonde and wears slutty glasses?

Yup, you’re all invited to my wedding 👰🏻

At this point every interaction between women brings me back to toxic lesbian vampires.
I need to be let out, please consider.

Mom, can you come pick me up? I don’t like it here 😭😭

“… the absurdity that his son’s blood rushes south when he sees the king massacre.”

HAHAHA Same Kaelen, same 💥

“Pray that your deaths are swift.”

🔥🔥YES RICHARD🔥🔥
The king is such a bad ass omg

“They have drifted into a perpetual nap”

If you need me, imma be in the tear puddle I left in my room 🥀

“I could’ve loved less. I didn’t. I won’t.”

😥 the anguish omg

BAHAHAHAHA I CAN’T

“Bad pussies need a spanking”

This is so ridiculous I think I’m reading satire 😂😂

ewww
please don’t spit in my mouth, I barely even know you

I smell a DNF 😷

Cultish country where high-born men can take a second body for themselves by “killing” a person who committed sin.
Necromancy but make it patriarchal.

brb I need to know more

Dry and without prep?!?!?!?!?
JAIL

There’s graveyard sex you guys 🔥🔥
This is exactly where I want to be lol

“I kissed him. Again. For the first time.”
🥹😭🥹😭🥹🫠

A message for Ezra:
HOW DARE YOU MTHRFCKR!?!? HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT JOE LIKE THAT!?!?!?
YOU CAN DIE IN YOIR OWN CRUSTY SPIT
YOU UNMITIGATED SON OF A BTCH!!!!!!!!

No but why did I think that hand was about to go lower!!!!? Bitch this is YA ❌❌😶‍🌫️ I’ll see myself out

“Do you want to know what you do to me?” he murmured, and the hand that held my own drew me forward and placed my palm against his chest, holding it to his heart.

so Chelsea… you have some explaining to do 🫠

How come they’re almost to their happy ending and it’s only 60% of the book!?!?!?
WDYM!!!!! WDYMMMMM 😭

turns out reading book 1 before book 2 improves the experience significantly 🙃🫠

*grumpily picks up the book*

Did I know this was a series?
No.
And just realized when things are getting interesting but it’s about to end 🫠

OX!!!
YOU BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!
🔥🔥🔥

YOU GUYSSSS
Is this Levan???

“Save me, the baby thought, not in words, as such, but a sort of primal plea.”

I’m crashing out and it’s the first chapter 🤏🏼

Madeline is name dropping every other chapter lol
It’s like the MET gala of Greek mythology

I’M SO EXCITED!!!!
It’s finally here 😭♥️

Oh well, no one told me this was going to be scary
Help.

“Getting on his knees, he pressed his cheek against the floor and peered through the gap.

A red eye blinked back.”