Kat > Recent Status Updates

in my head, i want this to be “Babygirl” meets “Nightbitch”

every time the goodreads developers add an update they’re like: “how can we make the experience on this app as miserable as possible” and then implement it

makes me horny in ways that are becoming a problem

wonderfully uplifting to read before going to bed

things are COOKIN

“We do not use the word 'terrorism' when describing a crime of mass murder committed by a white man with the explicit intention of creating terror and spreading hatred against a specific demographic group - even though that is the definition of terrorism - if the demographic in question is women.”

“We do not, as a rule, talk about male perpetrators of violence against women. We describe a woman as having been raped; we discuss the rates of women sexually assaulted or beaten. We do not speak in terms of men committing rape or being sexual assaulters and violent abusers.”

elend’s povs are so unnecessary omg why am i stuck in the mind of a BOY

“Tonight, I’m going to find out what’s inside it.”
oh we’re COOKING SO BAD RN

KELL PLANNED THIS?? HE PLANNED FOR THIS TO HAPPEN? im sick to my stomach

OH WHAT THE FUCK??? NOT KELSIER??? NOT HIM??? WHAT THE FUCK??

I’M KILLING MYSELF

girl ur in love with him??? because he what, reads books and does intellectual sit ins with his friends discussing how to overthrow a dictator without ever actually doing anything??

OH OH OH WHAT IS HAPPENING

I have such mixed feelings

why are grown ass men sliding into my GOODREADS DMS?? 😭😭 be so for real

ham has a wife??? bro i thought you and breeze were homo-ing it up 😭😭

“He’s tall.”
“Of course he is. What did you expect?”

ohhhh Kelsier has scars AND he is tall???? 😩😩🫴🏻🫴🏻🫴🏻

oop okay!!!

vin immediately chatting up the lord’s heir at her first ever ball, oh brandon…

Breeze and Ham, I know what you are 👨🏽‍❤️‍👨🏼

I can’t do this anymore, why are they’re all talking as if they were in a simulation

I lowkey don’t f with this

in the words of the king: a little less conversation a little more action please!!

“I thought you had a plan.”
“I have a framework”, Kelsier said.

lmaooo why is he giving donald trump 😭😭

Kelsier had a WIFE?? she DIED??? so he is SINGLE???? and SAD????

refraining myself from googling kelsier fanart like a person in a straight jacket being refrained from hurting themselves