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"Let me make myself abundantly clear, Your Grace,” Sarhina hissed, the only thing visible in the darkness the white of her teeth. “You will never speak about my sister in that way or it will be you whose throat is slit. Understood?”

💅🏿💅🏿💅🏿

As she saw, for the first time, what war really looked like. Not just dead soldiers, but unarmed civilians lying on the ground. The still forms of children.
'Do you think it will be any different when your father comes with his army? Do you think they’ll show any more mercy?'

🤌🏾LOVE character growth

"Civilians Aren believed needed protection, and all of her training told her they would be Ithicana’s greatest weakness. She need only determine where they were and how to exploit that knowledge. Then pass it back"

She's super competent but kinda scary

Have I ever read Kate daniels? Nope
Am I still going to read this spin-off? Yup!

"Ivy looked at him as if she had eaten a pile of crap—or maybe she was looking at him as if he was a pile of crap. “You don’t know the meaning of love—Nick.”

OMG THE EVER LOVIN IRONY

Ivy has almost killed Rachel minimum 2x each book and she almost succeeded this time. And that's love? Wt-flying-f

"He wanted it. He still wanted to snatch it from us and sell it to the highest bidder, even if it would mean I’d have to go into hiding to keep the Weres from tracking me down and killing me for it... Son of a bitch."

🤔 didn't he send it to you once? How does that = him stealing it back?

You're either good or bad for Rachel. And if you're bad every action you make must be because you are EVIL 🙄

'I was so stupid.'

Yes yes yes but can you STOP this is painful

"God, he looked good enough to eat, I thought, then flushed and crossed my legs at my knees despite making it harder to keep my balance."

'I was a sucker for a smart man, especially when the brains came packaged in a body that was carefully maintained.'

I feel like I'm reading one of those mocking what if women wrote men the way men wrote women books. She can't go one page without thinking how hot a guy is

But Nick saved my life,” I said, crossing my knees as a feeling of guilt passed through me. He saved my life, and I shack up with the first guy who shows an interest. “I can’t walk away.”

😑😑😑 At least she's self aware

"Then the media thought I’d died on the boat Kisten blew up. Nick thought I was dead."

Gasp! No way! How could that happen! It's not like you didn't completely ignore reassuring him to knock ugly boots with your new boy toy after your bond with him was ripped away by a demon

" this was for Jenx not Nick. I didn't owe Nick anything"

Me: okay sure, - counting on both hands how many times he saved her life - 🤔.

Her: a witch
Also her: doesn't do any magic until she can't then thinks 'oh I should have done Magic! Now I'm dead!'

🙈 this might be harder than I thought. The only saving grace is she thinks she's just a stupid as I do

I am prepared for the stupidity for good reads friends. I plan to skip any hint of reverse harem love triangle

'Circumstances had made our choices for us. I did the best I could. So did he.'

NO HE DIDN'T 😡

“It wasn’t your fault they died,” I said again

YES IT IS 🤬

Seriously wtf??? The family's of the dead 16 PEOPLE would say otherwise

"He nodded, his eyes closing briefly. “I’m tired of being hurt, Rachel. I’m a nice guy who just happened to kill his first person at eighteen.”

😐 I'm Banging my head on table repeatedly, this is our love interest seriously? SERIOUSLY?

"Get ahold of yourself, Morgan. Hysterics won’t help.”
“Don’t tell me what to do!” I exclaimed, my knees starting to shake. “I think best when I’m having hysterics. Just shut up and let me have them!”

I.... strongly disagree
The tough never gives up witch from past books has become a walking doormat this one

"Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space."

It seems like this plot is finally picking up. So far it's been a lot of Rachel moping and way too many horny vampires.

'Looking this good outweighed the embarrassment of letting Kisten know he could dress me better than I could dress myself.'

Please do, her terrible fashion sense is just...

"She wasn’t talking half an hour ago. Look at her now.”
We all turned, finding *** sobbing quietly and drinking her tea in small reverent sips as the pixy girls hovered over her. Three were plating her long, fair hair and another was singing to her.
“Okay,” I said as we turned back. “Bad example.”

🤣🤣🤣

Help, I fell into fantasy novels and can't get out

'I closed my mouth before a bug flew into it. “Sure.” I did not believe this. I was pimping ketchup to the son of the FIB’s captain.'

This entire plot line of the human being terrified of tomatoes is so freaking HILARIOUS

You have a very strong skill set, Ms. Morgan, but detective is not among them. You are far too impatient, driven by your intuitive skills, which seem to only work forward, not backward.”

YUP

"That thing scared the hell out of me. All I wanted was to forget about it, and now I can't. I don't know how to react, and yelling at you is very convenient."

Wow, so much healthy communication and emotions, am I really reading an UF heroine?

"You can't be smart enough to competently stir a spell like that and be dumb enough to be caught. Doesn't make sense."
🤣🤣
She is both and that's why I like her

"they were an alliance six countries and a single planet strong."
"... said the African state representative"

Africa is a CONTINENT not a country FFS this laziness is pissing me off. Either create a new world or get your facts right 😡

“Yes,” Vander said, sure of that now. “But she says I don’t respect her.”... "Can you point out to her that blackmail does not precisely—” Thorn broke off at Vander’s scowl. “Oh, very well; I suppose commonsense is irrelevant. I’ll take it as a given that you’ve made a royal hash of it. That means you’ll have to make a truly grand gesture.”

Started fine enough, nothing gripping but easy enough to read. But it's slowed down now when it should be at its peak...

I cannot stop quoting this girl: 🤣👏🏿

“-in other words. I, mute and submissive? I should suffocate him with a pillow while he slept, & say it was heart failure"

" Never mind what I’m wearing. I came—”
“Never mind? Never mind? You’re wearing silk trousers—& I can see—I can see practically everything!"
"Ashmont, you’re becoming hysterical..."
“I’m not hysterical. I’m a man"

I am LIVING for this young rivals becoming old rivals and still being petty to each other's children 👏🏿🤣🤣

Humphrey always tells me everything,” Lady Bartham said. “Indeed, it can become difficult, keeping abreast of his many activities and interests. They change so often.”
Translation: You are no more than a passing fancy.
“How fortunate for him, then, to have friends with the means to race yachts and travel anywhere...” Mama said.
Translation: Your Humphrey is merely a younger son, with no fortune or prospects