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i can just imagine thayer wren looking at his absolute mess of progeny and going like 'i love you but you are not serious people'

my god jamie grow a fucking spine

1. love that "magic" seems sooo normal compared to whatever the fuck is going on with this family like that should be the least of their concerns
2. rooting for gillian and arthur who deserve the world (and maybe even yves he's chill and possibly the most well adjusted person in this (fuck philippa)
3. at least 3 characters should be allowed to shoot meredith with a gun
4. i kinda do not care what happens to eilidh

everyone's so awful olivie blake is so funny for this

love when obscenely rich people are assholes and also suffering

witchcraft isn't enough someone hand marlinchen a gun

i feel so giddy reading this right oh wow man it appeals to me sooo greatly and it's so perfect for the weather

i judged too quickly the voice actor for tamasha is PERFORMING and it's lowkey funnier

idk what changed and the audiobook narrator but it's so forced now?? like that was its only redeemable feature

i would find these people very insufferable in real life

kinda funny that the most chill almost nicest person in this book is the dude that's basically 6382524 worms in a trench coat

what are they cooking in fucking west virginia

ok the hive thing reminds of the corruption/jane prentiss from the magnus archives (which is the highest compliment i can give to any horror book)

insane way to start a book what the fuck were those first 2 chapters (i'm sooo intrigued)

who who what are you a fucking owl

nothing fictional or fantasy here hotels really do be magical like that

love that alfred gives him so much shit he just straight up SLAPPED bruce

“i have already forgotten you” what the fuck is wrong with him

oh i didn’t see that coming conor you’re so fucked

chemistry?? codependency?? don’t mind if i do🙂‍↕️

actually i kinda like the new logo 🙄

this is like comfort horror to me johnny is just sooo good

forever obsessed with the way johnny writes about death and grief

cassandra clare’s writing is sooo familiar to me even with all the confusion that comes with starting a new high fantasy

oh

the last 40% of this book can and will save me

someone said this is for people who liked the movie sinners and YEAHHH

don’t even want to dignify this garbage of a book with any commentary just know that i am reading out of spite at this point

it keeps going from funny to really fucking bleak then back to funny but now im kinda sad (all of which i enjoy)

the whole time im stressed for that damn dog