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DNF

totally unable to suspend my disbelief every time Kristin Hannah writes a car horn sound as ‘awooga’

my favourite part about these books is that the fairy kingdom has functional plumbing

I’m one chapter in and this is already so overtly homoerotic

Bill :’(

the barrow-wights give me the heebidy jeebidies EVERY TIME

here we go again

i’m already blubbing

Giving it another shot

Somebody please inform Elena Armas that the tiny starving waif trope directly contributes to people developing eating disorders.

YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU’RE SCARED??????

OH OF COURSE THE REASON HE’S A DICKHEAD IS BECAUSE HE HAS DADDY ISSUES

‘I never liked masculine men, i’m too teeny tiny to date them, they’d surely hurt me! But this tall muscular alpha male is such a dream… not like those short wimpy beta males i’ve been dating before.’ I’m telling you, this could be a direct quote.

Okay, this is a hate read now. The fatphobia is astonishing and protagonist just referred to her sexiest lipstick as ‘slit-wrists red’ FOR WHAT??

PROOFREADER, BETA READERS, AND PUBLISHERS DID NOT JUST LET THIS WOMAN GET AWAY WITH A ‘le sigh’ ?????????

‘I wished I were a Denver Mexican, or even a poor overworked Jap, anything but what I was so drearily, a "white man" disillusioned.’ Jack nooooooooooooo

NOPE NUH UH NOOOOOO ABSOLUTELY NOT NAH

If the British protagonist says ‘mate’ one more time I stg…

no seriously WHY CAN I NOT ESCAPE FREUD

i’m begging the universe to let me forget that freud exists in peace.

this is fine this is fine this is fine

THE DRAGONFLY PART AAAAAAHHHHHHH MY HEART

a straight man could NEVER stock a fridge so thoroughly, this must be the job of a GAY man (also did i mention how small my boobs are already?)

Book one done baybeeeeeee

this shit blowin my mind fr