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oh steven you should’ve kept flopston rob OUT lf this book

okay now i get why this hag is such an icon…writing is so visceral

wait why am i kinda invested….pls dont fuck this up with a stupid ass twist

OH JUST RIP MY HEART OUT MS AWAD….too relatable 🥴

this is great but so fucking heavy and triggering…oh boy

‘when i find that i am growing old, i shall kill myself.’ LMFAOO

oh this is GOOD

oh this pining of long term friends to lovers 🥺🥺

Jesus

“By the end of the night I could tell I’d snatched her wig, and we shared a beautiful, impactful kiss that really slapped.” LMFAOOOO????

i really do not comprehend people who say frito mcflurry is their favorite author

oh this is hitting a little too hard yall

IS THIS ABOUT TO BE A LITTLE…SAPPHIC???

JUST GOT AN ARC WHAT THE FUCK

bill & melinda gates foundation shoutout iktr!!!

“It is considered gauche (I have tried it) to mention in a public meeting that a particular public policy will raise or lower home values, even though what is acceptable to mention—traffic, crime, walkable streets, local pollution—pretty clearly maps onto home values. Something less obviously selfish is required to get other community residents to rally around the cause.”

oh!!

i kind of dislike klein but the drama surrounding this makes me curious to give it a try

halfway through and it’s finally at the hunger games part

really love the writing so far…oh save me gay litfic save me

gay romance mixed with the amazing race and ashley tisdale im so locked in

"Everyone's been hurt. But I still can't believe that people actually take their own lives for love. It's so kitsch, so camp."

oh im locked in

I’m really really scared