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Is this going to be my new favourite book?

IS THIS GOING TO BE MY NEW FAVOURITE BOOK??

Had to pause because Libby did me dirty.

There are so many characters. Favourite bit so far is the revving of the engines as background noise to remind me this is a book about cars.

I refuse to believe anyone spends as much time wearing a towel as this FMC does.

The killer bit of this is like, 0.0000064%

The rest is so cutesy it’s making my teeth hurt.

“Anyone who can’t handle dust wouldn’t be able to lobotomise you” is the best lowkey burn I’ve ever heard.

My goodness, theatre kids are absolutely terrifying.

Oh this is creepy good.

Leave me alone. I need something cheerful.

Ohhhh. This is going to break my heart, isn’t it?

“If she could be one, perhaps she could manage. Trying to be all, she found that she was none.”

Wow. If the rest of the novel is like this,
I am sat.

I’m not sure I’m buying what they’re selling.

This is like reading a picture book after my last few reads 😆

THIS IS NOT RELAXING. I AM NOT RELAXED.

I have some friends who are going to froth over this enemies-to-lovers shizz.

I have a terrible sense of foreboding about these central three characters.

Well. This is interesting foreplay.

I simultaneously want to know how it ends and don’t want to get to the end.

I just want all of my homegirls to be in the same place at the same time, is that too much to ask??

Starting a Lalla fangirl club.

100% agree. That man needed a smack.

Share the wisdom, Queen.

“I can see that time is slipping away, and also that I’ve done 14000 steps, which is fantastic news.”

I’m in hysterics. And slightly worried I identify so much with this character.

lol I would not have an imaginary affair with any of these psychos

Christ. I’d rather be alone.

I have so many thoughts.

I am creepily fascinated and I will hands down smash through this in a day and then feel sick for a week.

Dark academia elite college murder mystery come at me.

Tova deserves better than a 30-year-old manchild!!!!! (As do we all!)

I still don’t understand what is happening, there are fifty bajillion characters and I feel like all of them are biologically related. Even some guy named Achilles. At this point, I’m just here for the vibes.