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I have very conflicted feelings about my home girl Ally using the drug epidemic in Washington as a plot device lmao. Idk man, I live here and see the people affected every day. Feels weird 😅

Okay maybe it's the woes of rich people that are really yucking my yum, but I am not vibing with this anywhere near as much as I did Bloom Town lmao. I NEED MORE FLAVOR 🤌

This book has like 300+ pages of Appendix content, but I'm actually so close to the end 😂

I really love the way this book has already shifted the way I think about things? Bunning's interpretation of reversed cards is really cool and I vibe with it a lot

I am nauseous with grief lmao

I am actually so brutally heartbroken by this book already, I am unwell. I waited for my girlfriend to wake up this morning, and the second she opened her eyes, I completely crashed out about the irony of me comparing my love for the first book to my preteen love for twilight, only for Exodus to essentially turn out to be the plot of New Moon. AND THE NEWE GIVING ABBY A NAME THAT MEANS SUN??? HOW DARE YOU--

If Joey takes Abby back to her fuck ass husband at the end of this book I'm actually going to snap my kindle in half

I already KNOW this book is going in my feral shelf, it was WAY TOO GOOD

STRAP???? STRAP IN THE LESBIAN COWBOY ROMANCE???? HAVE I BEEN BLESSED?????

Born to be kidnapped by a lesbian cowboy with a back tattoo, forced to drive on I-5 and clock in at Amazon. Truly unfair.

I did not know I needed a big ol' lesbian cowboy book in my life, but the tension between Joey and Abby has me SCREAMINGGGGGG.

My girlfriend is going to be very upset that I've read this far into the book before her 😂 I love you Hallie, I'm sorry 🫣

Nevermind, the lore got interesting, I'M BACK IN BABEY

I am grappling with myself trying to decide if I'm enjoying this or not 😂 41% in and there are moments that I really enjoy and moments that are falling flat. Idk

Is... IS THAT MA??? WITH THE STEEL CHAIR????

I knew everyone wasn't gonna make it out of this one 🥲

Lowkey starting to get nervous about the end of this book lmao

That went from buddy cop to insanely erotic SH really fast wow

Zhu's refusal to adhere to any sort of gender norm is going to singlehandedly give Ouyang a stroke and it's KILLING ME

Zhu and Ouyang dream team is all I ever wanted out of this book, thank you Shelley Parker-Chan 😌🫶

One of the things I loved about the first book was Zhu's insane plans and I'm glad to see they're making a comeback 😂

Zhu to Little Gao probably: "this monk is going to steal your girl"

I'm kind of loving this, I'm ngl

I think I finally have to DNF this one for good. I've tried to read this thing like seven times and I just can't make it through the first 100-150 pages. It's so dense and I simply don't care lmao. I adore Jay's other works, this one just isn't for me.

I'm such a slut for fighting that turns into foreplay. Everyone say thank you, Kat Dunn 🤌

Hungerstone is everything I wanted Carmilla to be lmao. I'm having so much fun

Sabine was low-key a psychopath from the very beginning, but her losing what dredges of humanity she had left is really sad lmao 🥲

Sabine is the Cersei Lannister of vampires lmao

I am absolutely blowing through this book and it's 100% because it's just a bunch of girl kissers committing ✨️Atrocities✨️