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Wrapping an arm over her shoulders, I kiss her head. “You are the most jealous woman I’ve ever met. You know that?”
Her head jerks back. “You’ve met other women?”


HSJSHSHSHAHAHAKSKKSKSKSKS SHES SO SILLY

“Have her back by curfew.”
Her eyes narrow. “In what fucking world would I have a curfew?.”
“Nine p.m. sharp,” is Monty’s only response.
We’re both exhausted of him. “It’s already nine-thirty.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAH i love her dadddd

this is so disgustingly cute i cant do this anymore

they r so cute together its so ughh ok maybe love really is real

Her hands go to her knees, and she sticks her ass out, twerking in my kitchen. “Yeah, but you still care about me.”

Hahahah shes so silly

ohmygod this has fake dating?!?! sign me UPPPP

IM FINALLY FREE

im highkey struggling to keep my interest going bec i didnt expect to be so bored of this lol

"Don’t get used to it. I’ve almost reached my word quota for the year."
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lol the laugh i just let out. this is literally what i tell my friends when im done chatting for the day & my open window of communication is about to close 🤣

“Joy doesn’t require the absence of grief,” my mother said. “We have the capacity to hold both at the same time. That’s part of the human experience.”
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oh, bars!

ah, yes. the valhalla library... always at the scene of the crime. 🤣

"I forced a smile. My gut knotted with guilt as I accepted his kiss while the phantom of another man’s touch lingered on my skin."
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Ohhhh THAT'S SO MESSYYYY 🤭

"However, after thirteen years of stocks, mergers, and product launches, I was so bored I’d contemplated shooting someone just to liven things up."
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God forbid a girlypop (Vuk Markovic) has hobbies!

Everyone quiet, my show is on

“You move, you die,” Fisher barked.
“Okaaaayyyy.”
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BROTHER, WTF IS THIS WRITING BRO. u cant be serious "Okaaaaayyy."? what is this, wattpad (derogatory)?????????????? wtf

this is what yall were hyping about... 😭 i aint trusting none of you ever again

I really liked the part where they went to this little village called Ballard, coz it seems so quaint and cozy, very traditional fantasy vibes.

dear God, the writing style... but we shall carry on.

mhmm, alright i get it. i kinda like it. but only because i associate alchemy with albedo from genshin & why im already familiar with some specific terminologies in this book lol

guess what. i started reading this without looking up what its about so imagine my flabbers were gasted that this is a Fae book lmao

Who is this new brother theyre talking about!!!!! and there's Panchek....?! for what reason!!!! ohmygod this sucks

Ugh im so close to finishing this book, i've never felt so relieved since i started reading lmao

I'm not gonna lie, i like Theophanie a lot 🤣 she's messy!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

ohohohoho Dain... mhmmm... i get it now

idk much about military tactics but i think they have a better chance at winning battles if they learn mfing guerilla warfare bro like the opportunity is right there (im looking at you, aretia) my god!!!!

help me God. Ridoc is the only saving grace of this book at this point

"I will fight in this war, most likely die, and do so knowing that I protected others." AARIC STFU I SWEAR TO GOD

jesus christ this is boring. but i need to power through to finish so that i dont have to think ab this series for the next 2-3 years lol