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I don't want to be that jerk that posts spoilers in her updates so I need everybody to read this now so I can rant.

So many feelings that I updated the wrong book...

I'm having a lot of feelings...

“The style is too pedestrian to suit my tastes, but it will do for now.” He's literally in a palace. The dining room is so large it has three fireplaces, you snob.

“The style is too pedestrian to suit my tastes, but it will do for now.” He's literally in a palace. The dining room is so large it has three fireplaces, you snob.

THE PUNISHMENT FOR DISOBEYING YOUR MATE IS BEING WHIPPED. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?

Oh good god, the island actually talks.

The heroes getting turned on while inspecting the unconscious heroine for injuries. Will goodreads give me the boot if I start flipping out and dropping swears in my updates?

And with one sentence the heroine has pissed me off.

Whoa. Billionaire MC just went from 0-300 on the overreaction scale.

This merman just casually ripped a sharks jaw off. This book is going to be a riot!

And with a few words my ship has sunk.

Getting the urge to reach in and slap this guy every time he says "good girl."

Are you kidding me? You're just going to jump on board the treason train with this fool you don't even know without any proof of anything he's saying or what his plan is!?

Please keep referring to yourself as a "tough broad with a tattoo and multiple ear piercings." I've got more tattoos than you and ear piercings as well and I think we're both ridiculous, but mostly you.

I don't even know why I keep reading these books when everything the MC does just pisses me off.

"I was really starting to like Dominic. If I could just forget that he had some pretty sickening tastes, I might even say we could be friends." Because he's into BDSM. She can't befriend him because she finds it gross and wrong. I would down a shot every time the MC thought something like this but I'd get alcohol poisoning.

This MC is way too judgmental. I hope this bs lightens up.

These multiple character viewpoints are not working for me. You need at least one interesting character if you're doing this. When are we getting Mia's pov?

Okay, this isn't nearly as good as it sounded. I think this is one of those books that'd be creepier in film.

This fucking book.

I didn't forget but I kind of forgot just how wonderful this book is, if you know what I mean.

I am so unimpressed by this book so far.

I am loving almost everything about this book.