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lisa is on page 303 of 352 of The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King (Patch Simmons, 1)

Peter is so messy and patch is STEWPID

— Feb 17, 2026 06:37AM Add a comment

lisa is on page 216 of 352 of The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King (Patch Simmons, 1)

this kid is insane and reminds me of Davi 😭

— Feb 16, 2026 09:14PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 135 of 352 of The Romantic Tragedies of a Drama King (Patch Simmons, 1)

this book acknowledging brits have bad teeth

— Feb 16, 2026 08:03PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 160 of 416 of The Best Worst Thing

not the God mention ffs

— Feb 14, 2026 09:54PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 117 of 416 of The Best Worst Thing

the new guy being blonde smh

— Feb 14, 2026 04:55PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 250 of 395 of Funny Story

the wedding dress getting stuck is crazyyyyy

— Feb 11, 2026 08:44PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 150 of 395 of Funny Story

I think I know what’s gonna happen

— Feb 08, 2026 08:23PM Add a comment

lisa is 68% done with Forget Me Not

Her throwing up on him from the donut kiss is CRAZYYYYY

— Feb 03, 2026 08:10PM Add a comment

lisa is 50% done with Forget Me Not

she smol he big

— Jan 31, 2026 10:36AM Add a comment

lisa is on page 238 of 406 of The Hunting Party

“Ugh” is crazyyyyyy but real

— Jan 14, 2026 05:40PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 180 of 406 of The Hunting Party

WHY ARE THEY STILL FRIENDS?!

— Jan 11, 2026 01:59PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 147 of 406 of The Hunting Party

this friend group should have died off

— Jan 10, 2026 09:00PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 107 of 406 of The Hunting Party

I literally have a paper with notes on who is who bc there’s so many fucking people

— Jan 07, 2026 06:14PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 244 of 336 of A Pack for Winter (Cozyverse #2)

ivy is pissing me off

— Dec 28, 2025 10:27PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 203 of 336 of A Pack for Winter (Cozyverse #2)

James is v sweet

— Dec 27, 2025 11:10PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 142 of 336 of A Pack for Winter (Cozyverse #2)

reading threesomes on Christmas is so funny

— Dec 25, 2025 11:26PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 109 of 336 of A Pack for Winter (Cozyverse #2)

This book is kinda insane

— Dec 23, 2025 09:41PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 50 of 336 of A Pack for Winter (Cozyverse #2)

🤭

— Dec 21, 2025 08:46AM 3 comments

lisa is on page 343 of 465 of Christmas Shopaholic: A Novel

“Is that a child?!” What? I mean WHAT?! “NO! It’s fish!” 😭😭😭

— Dec 15, 2025 01:28PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 263 of 465 of Christmas Shopaholic: A Novel

I’m convinced Becky has a humiliation kink

— Dec 14, 2025 09:59PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 113 of 465 of Christmas Shopaholic: A Novel

She’s actually insane ngl

— Dec 13, 2025 10:49PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 19 of 465 of Christmas Shopaholic: A Novel

what the hell? She’s married?! With a CHILD?!

— Dec 10, 2025 03:39PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 60 of 400 of Never Whistle at Night: An Indigenous Dark Fiction Anthology

SHE FORCED AN ABORTION ON HER ?! GIRLY RUN

— Nov 15, 2025 11:08PM Add a comment

Never Whistle at Night: An Indigenous Dark Fiction Anthology

lisa is on page 100 of 320 of A Deadly Education (The Scholomance, #1)

Aww Orion just wants real friends

— Nov 15, 2025 11:06PM Add a comment

A Deadly Education (The Scholomance, #1)

lisa is on page 258 of 415 of Fan Service

he likes herrrrr he likes herrrrr (sing song voice)

— Oct 31, 2025 10:19PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 211 of 415 of Fan Service

the trauma dump as his face is painted like a sheep…

— Oct 30, 2025 10:43PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 116 of 415 of Fan Service

L O L “wait who said that?!” This is eating and it’s funny

— Oct 29, 2025 08:35PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 77 of 415 of Fan Service

him being 42 THREW ME

— Oct 25, 2025 10:57PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 279 of 336 of The Good Vampire's Guide to Blood and Boyfriends

I still don’t like anyone

— Oct 21, 2025 01:05PM Add a comment

lisa is on page 76 of 336 of The Good Vampire's Guide to Blood and Boyfriends

Oop him picking up the scrunchie

— Oct 19, 2025 09:31PM Add a comment

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