Julia Elizabeth > Recent Status Updates

“I have a girlfriend and she is so blue/Da-ba-dee, da-ba-di, da-ba-dee, da-ba-di”

“Broodingly silent”?

It’s not this book’s fault at all but I’m just so so over the “only one bed” trope. It’s presence in almost every romance now makes it just procedural at this point

Personal points off only because I hate the pet name “baby” in any serious context
Bring back the “dolls”

I’m going to politely ignore the title and the doomed narrative and assume this will end with them living in one of the painted ladies in SF

Maaaaan I wanna go to the wink so badly

I can recognize hermetic seals too girl, you’re not special

“You know what? Let’s skip the description”
??? Let’s not?

Evil societies masquerading as good societies committing murder of unspeakable beings in Christmas Eve??
This. Book. Has. Everything.

“A man who needed his dog knew not to kick it too hard” godDAMN

“She’ll be a lady again in spring” bro same

Did it though……?

Have we also considered that she’s not this obsessed with father complexes in American Christianity and was instead writing biblical yaoi whump poems?

Oorrrr her ego died on the altar of being in lesbians with Susan

Okay, I do agree that rage is at the core of the demon lover

Surely, this woman trapped in a loveless marriage that she didn’t choose in the 1910s must have been psychosexually obsessed with the Ultimate Shadow Daddy and not the disquiet of knowing she’s seen as less of a whole person within the society she lives?

Me, Emily Dickinson, and Karlach Cliffgate all holding our bomb of untapped white hot rage in our boobs and being a little queer about it

Orrrrr hear me out Freud: she doesn’t feel attraction to men outside of a celestial example of a father-god because she is interested in women?

Woodman already doing her best “history considers these women to be very close friends” impression

Verbal sparring that ends with Hani pulling out the “call an ambulance… but not for me” card, I love it

Correction, this is some Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago ass behavior

This is some Shrek-and-Donkey-ass behavior

I support all this woman’s wrongs

Hell yeah Hani, with your bad credit and trashy romance collection
That’s my shitty 1,000 year old wife right there!!!

GASP
A reference to the hit novella, “Straight”?? By renowned Hugo award winner chuck tingle??

Aw Doc, I love it

Daaaaaaamn you men’s secret files got released and then consequences happened due to actions?

Have we tried putting the void-let into a tuna can and just shaking it real good? Could we try a good old fashioned can burning to get rid of the eldritch horror maybe?

Oh no pool scene oh god—Dr Tingle I know I said I’d follow you places I wouldn’t even go with a gun but you’re really pushing it here…

To quote renowned philosopher, Natalie Wynn “let’s take the rabbit pill and find out just how deep Dorothy’s hole goes”
Or whatever

Ooooo did the casino cause The Event to stop Vera’s book release getting attention?? Hello??? Is this thing on???!