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Hmmm.. . The queen is suspicious.

I'll be mad if Captain Chaol turns out to be a dickwad.

Getting closer to the inevitable fight.
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Nope, this will not be the first read of 2026. DNFing.

Oooo... the tension!

"When I opened my eyes again, I caught the stare of an old man across the aisle... had to be in his late 40s."

Rude.

I have questions.

Goodness.

This is genuinely shockingly embarrassingly terrible.

I would switch teams for Samantha Brentmoor.

"Budget Batman!" Hahahahaha

I'm going to love this one.

This book is so dumb.

Omg this cabin.. I have not laughed so hard....

This is so delightful so far. Interesting story, tasteful sex scenes, shaping up to a potentially intriguing love triangle. Excellent!

This is the stupidest fight ever.

Holy office supplies.

Ok, this is adorably cute.

"Her eyes are the still the brightest most impossible shade of blue, almost crystalline against the golden hue of her skin.... her hair was always long, but now its longer, layered and wavy, framing her heart-shaped face in a wild tumble, the same dark blonde I remembered, now artfully painted through with strokes of bright gold, the odd pearlescent streak ..."

Sure... that sounds like a thought a man would have

I freaking knew it!!!!!

" Maybe we should try something easier... like walking"

The way I laughed!

Argh! I'm so sure the Guardian is the love interest but I don't know how we get there!!

I'm sure she'll come around, but this girl is so annoying. Lol "oh I have no choice" Girl.

"Keep her laughing. Her eyes will be closed more and she won't see how ugly you are."

Lol Doug is my favorite.

5 chapters in and it's already funny -- I'm in. Hello Zachary Webber.