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Undeniably mad. Its making me tense. I hate everything so far.

Excellent theme but .. Frustrating.

As always I would like to welcome the only person to whom these reviews are dedicated, and the only person who will bother reading them : PIPE HELLO HI THESE ARE FOR YOU. Once again I have TOLD YOU to peruse my reviews for your next book. I am almost DRAGGING you to my GoodReads page to show you these! Alas, you are blind.

This book is getting really good, would recommend. SUBSCRIBE!

First and foresmost - here is a dedication to the only person who has any interest in reading my reviews: PIPE.

Yo.. so it has come to my attention that you still, after 5 months into 2022, have yet to discover these personalised book critiques. SO I just now called and gave you a hint but no I will not leave a reminder because if its meant to be found, it'll be found.

Also, this book seems cool so far.. SUBSCRIBE!

As always - these are dedicated to the only person who will read them.

Pipe, you may have noticed I started to read Lord of the Flies (ppl say its a classic) lemme tell you it's a bore. I only managed a dozen pages before I gave up. I should probably return it to Adams library....

Anyway, this new one is exciting, eerier and scary! You shouldn't read it.

I should be able to finish it now that my flats empty! Yay!

As always, these reviews are for you, Pipe.

I'm really enjoying this so far - the first chapter was intense but it's about a woman who does a terrible thing and now the aftermath. It takes place in Oregon, houses by a river.

To my only follower: Pipe. These reviews are dedicated to you.

So far I'm enjoying this book - it's about a girl who moves to Hawaaii and ends up on this adventure in search of a remote island. It's got a 'The Beach' vibe to it but instead of Leo it's Bella Thorne (ew I know but she's young and she's a redhead like the girl in the book).

I think you have this on your Kindle, maybe you should start it.

Alright so I am continuing my dedicated book reviews to the only person who will read them: Pipe.

I'm 70% through this and I love it. I survived quarantine and didn't want to delve too much into it while I was alone but I realise just how beautiful it is and yes, it's sad but there's so much more to it.

I swear to god if this has a shit ending you'll be hearing from my lawyers. Good day to you.

Pipe. I am reading this book purely because you begged me to. And here I am, in my quarantine hotel room, alone, at a quarter to 7 in the morning when no one else is awake (besides mama and her drama).. And I have read 10% of this book and I am not sure I have enough will to live to see the end of next week.

It's quite depressing at the start isn't it?! Did you cry when you read about Voltaire?

Great book but dragging on.