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«They tried to walk home but it was so dark and way too far on this much wine and Lone Star. They made it halfway and then turned around, sobering up on the walk back to the restaurant to retrieve their car.»

you’re too drunk to walk home so you’re going to DRIVE??

love a book that got me writing down long complicated theories in my notes app

richard osman is amazing because he can write a book that is SO funny that still has me sobbing at every page (and that’s not an exaggeration, i’ve cried through the entire book so far).