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Holy shit.

I’m already sad

SWALLOW TAPEWORM EGGS???? ARSENIC???? The uterus could be pushed out from the vagina???? WHAT

Promiscuous women just make syphilis in their bodies…. Mmmmhmmm sure bruh

The hatred of women is really just…. Ancient

God I feel bad for Clementine

I’m really liking this and I just peeped the most liked review which is complaining that she didn’t write about every single woman… pls,

IM READY FOR MY MOM PIRATE WITH THE BAD KNEE! I LOVE HER!!!!

Sorry a wayward horse???? What the fuck

[disgustedly] men,

God. I love and miss her

All of the monster f*cker books have prepped me for this

The horror is this relationship so I hope she gets dicked down again by the demon

MY FAV BOT IS BACK!

NUNS??????

I was excited to follow this voice of Briseis but nothing has happened so…. Might have to DNF

This is really turning into a Lila hate train which I dislike because apparently according to the author Lila is one of the catalysts for her not killing herself? I don’t. Get it. Rude af

I like Pheobe but I find it a little suspect when she’s like oh I love talking like this, to the man. But it’s like she just had this deep convo with the woman too, but she doesn’t comment on that? Idk

More. MORE

They can never make me hate you Clytemnestra

Literally weeping for them

NOT THE DOGS

“The interruptions felt like being hit” I literally cannot imagine

“Forgive me - a monster so rarely feels wanted.” Brutal

Companies have been evil since inception and should be treated as hostile. I mean. My god

That Flynn guy should’ve been strung tf up no joke

The Osage shouldve been able to string these motherfuckers up. I’m just so horrified. I .

What the fuck