Zali > Recent Status Updates

Fantasy readers are wild bc I just met the same character twice (possibly thrice?) in 30 pages and I fear this is standard for y’all

‘In order to be rivals, I would think that Ricci would have to beat me first.’ Good goddamn, Luca. Okay!

Took me this long to realise it’s a retelling of the fucking TEMPEST?? I spent a year of my life studying that god forsaken play and didn’t clock it. There’s a character named Miri.

Brain eating bacteria would starve in my head.

One woman mission to get this finished before the end of the year. Theoretically possible but ??? Guess we’ll see!

‘We were getting tired of miracles, though we didn’t know it yet.’

‘What any woman wanted: to scream, to tear open human flesh, to suffer a love that was carnivorous and devouring, resting on the thinnest edge of peril - a blade to kiss the throat.’

I fear she’s gonna eat her husband and I’ll be fine with it

‘It’s not just about what we get from the dinner. It’s what we can take from the hunt.’

So far nothing but setup, zero plot found. Not necessarily bad but uhhh

‘We’re children, but we stopped being kids a year and a half ago’ my Yellowjackets coded Shayla!!

Sometimes, your extremely spicy girlfriend is mad at you for a completely valid reason and is in fact totally right to be pissed as fuck :)

FUCKS

K I’m in, tell me more about this House

For a book about an act of cannibalism this is fucking devastating :)

Oops! (I love him)

They’re just SO much gayer this time around??

Already gayer than Bunny. I left it at home today and I want to die.

This is very fun btw

One of the better audiobook experiences I’ve had. Fucks!

Took loverboy to book fair. Loverboy bought this and read to me. I am now invested.

Dnf because I love myself - not a bad book just not the book for me. Will absolutely be trying They Never Learn when I can though.