Abby Boruff > Recent Status Updates

“When you remove consequences, you get chaos.”

“I liked him more when he didn’t ruin things by speaking…”

–Birdy, but also me on 50% of first dates

“Agriculture allowed humanity to thrive.”

“Agriculture is the original family business going back to the days when business was survival…”

“A conversation becomes dishonest when either side pretends something is inconsequential when it is not.”

“100% of the hands go up.” 🥺

“Friends are like oxygen, and the only reason I’m still alive.”

I found myself unable to discern between the progressive women who hated me and the good Christian women who hated me–for once, they were aligned in their fury.

“That’s what children and poverty do—suck the collagen right out of you.”

“America hates women. What a comfort to remember.”

“There was safety in old friendships, even if those friendships were imperfect—in knowing the loyalty ran so deep…”

“RJ couldn’t have an affair unless I arranged it for him.”