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This is actually the worst audiobook narrator voice I’ve ever heard

noah kahan reference #vermont

everyone calling donut “your majesty” but shes only a princess so she should be “your highness” #feelinglikecinemasins #literaturesins

Here are my predictions.

I think it was either the sister-in-law or Billy. I wasn't sure on Billy but then he sang a song clearly about her and it gave

"The reports said there was a tattoo
a butterfly on her shoulder
which I remembered that night
on my couch that I
like the shark
chewed on her lips and took off her shirt."

shout out buzzfeed unsolved & the shark

this girl did not just call herself gen z 😭

“how do you do fellow kids!” Ass protagonist

FMC lived in wynot which means there’s a non-0 chance that they read the norfolk daily news

i'm at the classic part of all maxton hall books where it becomes really boring because we are between problems. every plot point gets solved immediately so you just have to wait for the next one. patiently.

I'M GONNA FREAK THE FUCK OUT WHERE IS WILL. WHERE IS HE. STOP WHERE IS HE.

Imagine being depressed and also it's the plague oh my GOSH my friends would never hear the end of it

yeah so it's actually really funny when ur friend is accused of murdering their parents and then ur like "we'll i still love you no matter what 🤗" like okay that's obviously not the main issue here bb

book so bad i have to listen to the raven boys audiobook every once in a while as a pallet cleanser

why do they keep using Waze of all things..

"It's shameful to be this age and still not know yourself" is really the quote to end all quotes,,, it applies to everything. thank you Conclave and Stanley Tucci !

i think that i am the smartest person alive (i predicted something very easily attained from foreshadowing right before it was revealed)

This book starting w the spark of a homoerotic friendship is kinda beautiful

there's lesbians in here...

literally nothing is happening why does nothing always happen in these books

i cannot BELIEVE that the movie changed the line and made it sm better "i don't want to be suck here like mom" if you shot me point blank in my retina it would hurt less #justiceforcharlieSWAN

lovinggg that she's never calling #him by his name always "the latin tutor" or "the writer" verryyy chic

i've decided to log every book that i'm currently reading bc i need to look my problem in the head. i will NOT start any more books before finishing these. you have my word on that.

something so secondhand embarrassing happened in this book i had to physically turn off the audiobook and read the book physically bc i literally couldn't listen to it.

reading this is like a fever dream and her dedication to never using His name is lowk making my head hurt

WHY IS THIS MAKING ME CRY????? THE "POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY MY HUGO AWARD LOSS" GUY????? ARE WE SERIOUS????

chuck tingle i'm so sorry i was unfamiliar with your game

brother why are you being homophobic you're IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL

Im actually not sure if homophobia exists in this universe or not

200 pages and we JUST met aragron ok..

don't know how many "it gets to a point"s i have left in my bro

dont reference let it go in my very serious anti capitalist narrative story