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MF bring back Mordecai right now or I’m canceling my Audible subscription

they????????? they took out my bio??? theuysSLKDFal;sd?? the y took??? her raven boys????/? HER RAVEN BOYS???? THEY REMOVED T HAT???? IT'A FGONW???????/ TI'S GONE! I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND. THIS IS WORST THAN THE REPUGNANT SCENE.

This sucks

mmmm i think the dungeon might break him

i'm starting to suspect something about tyler...i won't say anything though...

Shout out derry girls

while listening to the new phoebe album #wlw

Okay I also can't suspend my disbelief enough to imagine there's a full group of people that agree in a mouse. Douglas Adams wrote that into his book because it was something so genuinely absurd that it fit perfectly in his absurd book. This book is certainly not absurd.

okay when is this supposed to get interesting

IT'S A GREEK RETELLING SUMMERRRRR. WHO'S READY TO HAVE OLVIE SKIN, WINE, AND A HOMOEROTIC TRIP WITH YOUR BROS.

you cannot be serious

to cut telemachus some slack i would too be asking every single person with wise eyes if they were athena bc athena takes the form of EVERYONE IN THIS BOOK. she doesn't know when to stop. i'm surprised she didn't turn into the DOG at one point. she's everywhere. you can't escape her. her nosy ass. always butting in. jesus.

AND U BITCHES SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE! i said i could finish it before i watched the movie and technically i haven't really seen the movie until i've watched it in 70mm imax which isn't happening until aug 7. cleared. tea. i've won. i'm amazing. i might be better than the gods.

that one trixie quote where katya asks "what's the straightest thing you've ever done" and trixie goes "i killed a guy"

actually so mad because they have her working at SNL during the golden age of SNL and the idea that she just pitched was so genuinely perfect i wanna watch it RN BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S NOT REALLLLLLL

Oh im gonna have a BLAST

“Save your prayers for better men and your knives for worse” WEW

okay who thinks i can finish this before i see the movie raise of hands

PACIFIC RIM REFERENCEEEEE 🗣️

i feel like characters in this book turn too quickly. like the dialogue goes from 1 to 1000 wayyy to quickly

i would die for mordecai

The narrator has the same cadence as Patrick Warburton

wait tea

in loveeeee with this narrator. i love any narrator that has the facade of a perfect godly woman who does nothing but love and care for her fellow god given people and then on the inside she's like "i hope that bitch drowns" AND SHE SEES NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!!!!!! like bro.

TEAR THE BITCH APART!

there's a one billion percent chance this man is cheating on her

THIRTY FOUR?????????

sorry service berry

what woman gifts another woman a trip to paris! am i right! LESBIAN 🗣🗣