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The narrator has the same cadence as Patrick Warburton

wait tea

in loveeeee with this narrator. i love any narrator that has the facade of a perfect godly woman who does nothing but love and care for her fellow god given people and then on the inside she's like "i hope that bitch drowns" AND SHE SEES NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!!!!!! like bro.

TEAR THE BITCH APART!

there's a one billion percent chance this man is cheating on her

THIRTY FOUR?????????

sorry service berry

what woman gifts another woman a trip to paris! am i right! LESBIAN 🗣🗣

I’m gonna kill patrick schwarzenegger

"I am good for nothing except blood" okayyyy

i do not support all women some of u bitches are very dumb!

Emperor’s new groove vibes. I’m a fan.

yo this dude is so slay i want him to steal art forever

Ive noticed with emily henry books it does not matter how she describes the characters i will be making up how they look based on vibes alone. January looks like sofia bryant

reading unsettling queer books during pride month slowly working my way up so i can watch leviticus in theaters #SupportQueerArt #I'mScared

trying not to be like "sooo true omar i've also felt this as a journalist" as an education reporter covering car shows instead of a war correspondent in afganistan

imagine finding out your gay fiance both has a son and also that son is a demon from the deepest pits of hell that grew from a lung i think i would have to reflect a little bit

They argue like an old married couple omg 🫶

introducing lemony snicket to the philosophical question of whether there's more doors or wheels in the world

...mmm yes like sheep detectives

mf what did flowers ever do to youuuu

this dude is a LOSER

if my husband called me a ghost bird i would kill him i think

just here for the bear tbh

she used "sneaked" in a sentence and i don't think that's correct

yo this dude SUCKS!

“There’s something beautiful about being lucky enough to witness a thing on its way out.”

wait the robots kinda like that one character from that stupid book but one million times better because i hated that book and it's stupid dumb character like why did she even end up with him!!!! he was a bum!!!!!!!!!

i'm actually about to freak tf out they cannot be serious.

this dude lowk sucks