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bro and the beast: video game edition

I fear I have no clue what’s happening 🙂

I love when Brooke Blaine hurts my feelings 😭🥹

“He kissed me slowly like we had a lifetime of kisses”
“We have all the time in the world”

L O FUCKING L SAM

Look, I read these books 4 years ago in the peak of my dead dad spiral and I remember nothing lmfaooo THIS IS SO FUN

Don’t ask ✋🏻

Dex is just so dumb sometimes lmfao in what world would Tripp be banging Oskar

look obvs, Dean and Cora end up together. The real question is the sister lmfao girlie probably wants to heal him but ope, guess who’s gonna trauma bond and fall in love with eachother 💀💀

WHERE IS THE WHIMSY IN THIS ONE

if I hear the phrase “pixie dust” one more time I’m throwing my kindle off a ledge

40%

I’m getting annoyed purely bc the SIL’s name keeps changing every other chapter

Lowkey need to stop picking books up where it deals with cancer or infertility lmfaooo I just cry the whole time

Kit, I love you

enjoying myself but lowkey being in theos head is insufferable. And im not sure they should be lying so much 💀💀

This book took a lot of liberties with what they used from the real life case it’s based off 🙃 idk if I like that or not. It’s kind of icky

so far I’m team the movie is better lmfao

I think I could do without all the fat jokes Millie makes 😫