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Ooof. The description of the attack is largely speculation, disproved when the gag order was lifted. How much is Blum’s ‘imagining’ of what occurred presented as fact?

mom is an idiot

There has not been a possessive apostrophe thus far

‘[Youngest son] was sucked into the same heavy metal culture [eldest son]. He says he got into the counterculture because he claimed kids hated him for his last name.’ Bro. Bro. You did this. You put your political ambition ahead of your wife and kids. You wrote a book about it.

‘In retrospect, I wonder if [grandson] and [son]’s speech problems were somehow caused by the same source, living in this evil house.’ Fuck. Me. Could it be genetic? Could it be parenting? Nope. House demon. Those poor kids.

Wait, is ‘a demon’ Baptist code for bipolar disorder?

Dude. Cranmer must have rotator cuff issues from patting himself on the back for being the bestest Republican Yinzer and would-be Baptist preacher ever (until he wasn’t).

Honestly fascinating. This dude describes how he isolated his wife and 4 kids in the big fuck off mansion of his literal childhood dreams, turned the neighbourhood against them with his political ambitions, and then ‘a demon’ caused his wife to have an emotional breakdown and his kids to be rebellious teens (after describing his own wild teen years before he found the Jesus). Holy flaming ego trip, Batman!

Given myself permission to skip all the Joe Alwyn flashbacks

Ryles’ only role is to stroll into scenes with 20 secs warning and say, ‘Man, have I been doing some hardcore neurosurgeoning for the past 72 hrs, amirite?’

Is Hoover financed by Big Marine Grade Polymer? Was that her previous career?

This scene is incredible: ‘C’mon babe, I knocked on 29 doors [like a sociopath] to find you. See, you need to let me hit it just this once so I’ll pass my doctor exams and become god’s gift to medicine. It’ll be fine, you’ll love it.’

DO IT FOR MY BALLS AND THE FUTURE OF SCIENCE!!!

::: cackles ::: god, Carrie Fisher was a gift

I came to this after several raves and am finding it one hell of a slog

This is a mess.

‘Oh god, it’s Maggie!’ shouted someone.
‘We’re all going to fucking die!’
Then Barry White’s You’re the First, the Last, My Everything kicked in, and all hell broke loose.

I was quite high whilst listening, but I also have absorbed very little of this story, despite the subject matter/setting being very much my jam

‘Perhaps I need to love myself before I try to explore my open marriage’ 🤦🏽‍♀️

Interesting, until the sex in shared workspaces shit squicked me out. Dude, stop inflicting your thing for fucking creepy assholes on the non-consenting public.

I have a huge crush on Reggie’s mom.

And the award for most deluded mother-horror goes to...

Hearing the name 'Kit-Kat' grates every single time.

This is terrible.

This prick.

Loathe the word 'bantz' in all varieties. There's some interesting factual nuggets about male development and (UK) educational benchmarks, but...her sample pool for most blanket statements are her male mates and male friends of her daughters?

Oof, the accent the narrator has chosen is...something.

holy crud this is goooood