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Came here for Rex and Rex only.

Anakin Skywalker said trans rights.

Luke: (Doing absolutely terrible in a pod race)
Vader stopping to watch: Try spinning son, it’s a good trick! That’s my boy!

Jedi survivor: “I fought alongside the clones once, but now I know they are merely machines.”

I can’t believe this. This piece of osik has me rooting for the NINTH SISTER.

Joss: THE ROCK IS FLIRTING WITH MY WIFE.
Geode: Cuck

The superior horse girl book.

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This book taught me that even adding murder to The Awakening may not have saved it from being the most boring book ever. In fact this topped the awakening for that title. Way to go.

Sherlock but put him in a history textbook and throw in a random enthusiast’s FIVE PAGE review of a pretty door = this book.

“LiKe a bAnTHa”

Brendan: Don't burn the house down while cooking.
Piper: :| (Did not understand the assignment.)

No one:
My history textbook: Roasting the poetry of a woman whose been dead for a thousand years.

This special ops group of stormtroopers is really called Task Force 99. One of them is a shady sniper, another is strong, one is smart and one uses knives. How dare you. They are now Clown Force 99.

Me: My allegiance is the republic, to democracy!
Banks fueling tyrannical governments: still monologuing about bringing unrest, exploitation, injustice, and job insecurity to their new empires.

Another chapter, another instance of Elzar canoodling.
Ty: Noice.

“Sir Allan MacNab dashed through the flames to rescue a portrait of his beloved Queen.”
SSSIIIIMMMMPPPPPPPP.

No one:
William Baldwin: SwEet hOmE AlAbAMa.

“The time has come to melt our spoons into bullets.” Wilfred Nelson really picked spoons for his big speech here. Knives? No, that’s too impolite, we’re still Canadian after all.

I’ve only read ten pages about/ by Schopenhauer, but I think I know all I need:
1)Woman on stairs: (exists). S.: YEET
2)Dude hates love like Anakin hates sand.
3)Pessimistic incel needs to stfu