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Dude, take your "feral energy" elsewhere and do something useful 🗑️🙄

OMG this mother 🙄🤬

So this is delightfully absurd

Good job Carl

So far not what I expected

Girl. How many red flags are we just going to ignore?

pretty sure i know who this mystery vamp is, calling it now

It's giving Katniss and Hunger Games vibes

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dognated? Either this is a new word or a silly typo that made its way into my final copy

Oh ho Mr. Vernor! That mustache sure is..... something

Oh this motherFKR

When you write epitaph but probably mean epithet 😬

Nick is the worst, and I'm not sure starting the book off with Anna's perspective was the right move...

Called it

Aw yeah, let's check in on some folks! 💞

I hope this quote made it into the finished copy and that everyone reads it: "There was no reason for the wealthy to be as wealthy as they were. You didn't need spires and palaces to be happy. You needed the sea and the wind and family who loved you "

10% ish- GIRL. What are you doing with these men's rings? You break off the engagement, you give the ring back. TF? 🧐😮‍💨

A book about an Epidemic in 2020 published in 2013 😅

"I was built... to survive you."
"Survive a little less effectively, please."

I set this down for a book club book or something but now I've got no drive to pick it back up

WTF 🤢

Girlllllll 🙄

Oh don't you dare, Angeline

The way I cackled 🤣💀

Ok, nope. DNF 11%

I'm not sure I'll be able to stick with this one