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Sigh...shit is just getting worse and worse

No words...

Crazy white people

So many cool historical names pop up in this book. And it's really hilarious to me that Achilles and Paris are in the same circle of hell.

I can't seem to enjoy classical literature these days without getting triggered at the shitty sexist remarks by these dumb 19th century white men

Being in Gulliver's head is insufferable

This book is so fucking weird

This is so bizarre

The older I become the dumber men become

This dude dissociating so hard rn

I just had to sit through 18 pages of a perfumer shitting on another perfumer out of jealousy..

This kid is unhinged

So basically this dude has the nose of superman

I technically finished it. But I'm still making my way through all the appendix

This is weird

We just finished the epic battle for Gondor and the interaction between Gandalf and the Mouth of Sauron and IT WAS EPIC. Now we shall know what's happening with the GOAT Samwise and his march into the Orcs' base to retrieve his master. Me so excited AAAAHHHHH

Omg i bawled my eyes out when Sam thought Frodo died T_T finally finished The Two Towers. Gonna start on The Return of The King and I dont know how to feel about finishing this masterpiece so soonnnn

Andy Serkis's narration has me sat listening to Sméagol prattling about his Precious like a very invested fly on the wall.

Finally finished the battle of Rohan with Saruman. And now we gonna see what Frodo and Sam are up to with Sméagol! So excited