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oh god I'm going to be stoned to death for this, but I'm BORED.

Oh to obliviate myself so I could experience this again for the first time

Back on my Drarry bullshit, I've not felt this good in a looooong time

BITCH what the FUCK

I won't lie, everything Palamedes says makes me wanna fold like a lawn chair

Lol Muir lasted 295 pages before the Kiwi in her came out. Yeah, nah, indeed. Bless her.

PALAMEDES I could KISS you

PALAMEDES, THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

Evan Lucien has lost his edge. Rhysand is the only person doing anything remotely interesting out here

Louis: she looked like a child and only the wrinkles near her eyes showed me she was an adult
Also Louis: her breasts were perfect and her hips were voluptuous
Bro seek therapy

I'm going to throw something, preferably myself, off a bridge.

I just need you all to know that I agree with Alexander 100%

There’s nothing that I, a homosexual, love more than blatant homosexual yearning.

What the FUCK, Richard?!

“Percy, who hadn’t noticed that Fred had bewitched his prefect badge so that it now read ‘Pinhead’, kept asking them all what they were sniggering at.” Fred I love you to the moon and to saturn

“Percy, who hadn’t noticed that Fred had bewitched his prefect badge so that it now read ‘Pinhead’, kept asking them all what they were sniggering at.” Fred I love you to the moon and to saturn

Sorry but Fred and George embracing the whole Harry is the Heir of Slytherin thing is too funny

“Just do what I did, Harry!” “What, drop my wand?” Sassmaster Harry strikes again

I’d forgotten how infuriating Lockhart was.

I’d forgotten how infuriating Lockhart was.

Omg Draco stop FLIRTING, Harry is just trying to get his books

Also the fact that she gives him 8/9 sausages, like they are definitely poor and Mrs Weasley still doesn’t hesitate to feed another kid that isn’t her own. I just love that about her so fucking much, man.

Also the fact that she gives him 8/9 sausages, like they are definitely poor and Mrs Weasley still doesn’t hesitate to feed another kid that isn’t her own. I just love that about her so fucking much, man.

Also I need all y’all to know that the crush I crushed on Fred has not gone away. Fred Weasley can GET IT.

As a former abused kid, every moment Harry is at the Burrow heals something in me

Louis: Lestat is so dumb, he’s the worst, he has absolutely no morals. Also Louis: I am in love with this five year old, she is the love of my life, I want nothing more than to kiss her for eternity. Like bro I recommend euthanasia

Louis: Lestat is so dumb, he’s the worst, he has absolutely no morals. Also Louis: I am in love with this five year old, she is the love of my life, I want nothing more than to kiss her for eternity. Like bro I recommend euthanasia

36?? Sir your wife is 19 and you’ve been married three years the math is NOT mathing wym you married a 16 y/o when you were 33 what’re you Sam Taylor-Johnson???

If I never hear the word Moulinards again it will still be too soon

I didn’t know it was possible to write a book where you could make the characters seem so two-dimensional that it became impossible to care about them. The literary equivalent of cardboard cutouts glued to popsicle sticks.