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It’s been a slow read. I’m not sure if it’s my reading level or if the book is struggling to keep me interested.

I do love the characters, though.

I’m going to take a pause on this book, for now.

The protagonist is unlikable. I get why he does what he does, but he just seems……odd at times.

Chapter 88

Test

“Bobby,” he roared back. “I’m Bobby Biscuit, bitch.” He had no idea what he was saying, adrenalin flooding through him.

The best line I've read so far from this book!

I certainly wanted to start afresh, but living in a family that could not even afford to pay the bills made me very restless."

Well, in life, you gotta take what you can get!

From the perspective of a 34-year-old, it was alright to call them young."

Ah, so he was a 34 year old NEET when he died.

A month passed by.

It looked like I was reincarnated. I finally realized that fact.

I had become a baby."

Well, he got what he wanted! He can now start a new life!

But once I thought that, the truck appeared in front of my eyes again.

I was flattened like a tomato between the concrete ground and truck."

Damn. At least the main character saved three people.
This made me change my opinion a bit about the main character. Sure, he is a NEET with a great deal of problems, but he did one courageous act before going out.
That's a thumbs up in my book.

"In my current state, just listening to the words "junior high", "childhood friend", and "running club", is enough for me to cum 3 times."

My god......this is a really weird light novel.

"However, I was very passionate over a particular anime and felt that those in the track and field club should have a ponytail, so I thought she was an ugly girl."

Damn, all because of an anime? The main character is one weird dude.

"I lost my motivation whenever I saw someone being better than me.

To others, I was merely fooling around. But as I was alone with so much time, hiding in my dark shell, I had nothing else to do."

Man, the main character has a lot of issues.

"The turning point in my life was high school…… no, it started in the third year of junior high. I was so busy tinkering with the computer that I neglected my studies. Thinking back on it now, that was where it all started."

Eh, not much to say about this. I just wanted to have a note of this.

I would like to point out that I already dislike the protagonist.
I don't care that he's a NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training), but I do care about the fact that he did not go to his parent's funeral and decided to do weird things in his room.

"I was masturbating in my room on the funeral day when my siblings suddenly rushed in, dressed in mourning clothes, and declared that they were severing all relations with me."
I'm only in the prologue and I'm already being bombarded by this......

"Your test is already over! In the aspect of elemental affinities, you have the highest affinity with the Shadow and Dark elements, after that is the Fire element, and you also have a smidgen of affinity with the Plant element!"

Calling it now, Leylin is going to end up being an evil character.

"Your test is already over! In the aspect of elemental affinities, you have the highest affinity with the Shadow and Dark elements, after that is the Fire element, and you also have a smidgen of affinity with the Plant element!"

Calling it now, Leylin is going to end up being an evil character.

'Leylin tightly grabbed onto the sack on his hands with a frantic expression.'

Is he trying to lie to Ourin, or does he actually have magic crystals?

"According to his memory, the Magic Crystals were a kind of currency between Magi. They were items of necessity for Magi Acolytes with no credentials to enter the academy."

Ah, so that's why the ring is so important.

"Fine! No matter what, since I have taken over your body, if I have the chance, I will take revenge for you! As for now, I am Leylin Farlier!

Fang Ming swore in his heart."

Wait, wait, WAIT. Why in the hell does Fang Ming want to get revenge for the original Leylin Farlier? What happened to him was his own fault. But, I guess I'll see what happens in the future.

"The original Leylin was no gentlemen. He had lost his virginity at the age of twelve, and after that he had either seduced or forced his way with many others, and had by now slept with more than a hundred women!"

Damn, I'm only in the first chapter of this light novel and I already know things I didn't want to know about the original attributes of the main character.