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‘I am not losing my hair!’ snapped the Dean. ‘It is just very finely spaced.’ ‘
Half on your head and half on your hairbrush,’ said the Lecturer in Recent Runes.
‘No sense in bein’ bashful about goin’ bald,’ said Ridcully evenly. ‘Anyway, you know what they say about bald men, Dean.’
‘Yes, they say, “Look at him, he’s got no hair,”’

“He drank thoughtfully. ‘Got a distant cousin called Verruca, as a matter of fact. It’s quite a nice sound, when you come to think of it.’”

“Nevertheless, it was a little bit surprising to find that Bloody Stupid had turned to bathroom design. But, as Ridcully said, it was known that he had designed and built several large musical organs and, when you got right down to it, it was all just plumbing, wasn’t it?”