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Mort is 99% done with What Good Men Do (Elizabeth, #2)

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...

— May 18, 2023 08:17AM Add a comment

Mort is 99% done with Earth vs the Star Mummy: A Tale of Alien Terror

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Mort is 99% done with Earth vs The Lava Spiders

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Mort is 99% done with Playground

Ffffffffuuuuuuhhhhhhh

— Nov 25, 2022 09:46PM Add a comment

Mort is on page 99 of 242 of The Pig and the House

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Mort is 99% done with Header

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Mort is 99% done with Reg E Rat's Birthday Fun Center and Same Day Outpatient Care Facility

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Mort is 70% done with Trapped- A Dark Dozen Anthology

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Mort is 99% done with Return of the Living Elves

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Mort is 60% done with Playground

Okaaay - that happened...(shiver)

— Nov 11, 2022 09:47PM 3 comments

Mort is 20% done with Playground

There is a FB group that has been slamming WOOM...this will make them lose their dentures...

— Nov 06, 2022 08:33AM 1 comment

Mort is 75% done with Mayhem at the Museum

"Her neck snapped while her brains splattered out in what was less a Pollock and more an explosion at the hardware store."

I can't even begin to describe how much I love that line!

— Oct 26, 2021 08:10AM Add a comment

Mort is 50% done with My Heart Is a Chainsaw (The Indian Lake Trilogy, #1)

Guys and girls, I trust some of your opinions enough to see this through, but I am very close to tears by the slow pace right now...
So, if my review reads:
YOU BASTARDS!
then you'll know I didn't enjoy it as much as you did.

— Jul 10, 2021 09:13AM 8 comments

My Heart Is a Chainsaw (The Indian Lake Trilogy, #1)

Mort is 50% done with Slice and Dice

— Jun 30, 2021 10:22AM 1 comment

Mort is 30% done with Rehab

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Mort is 30% done with The Final Girl Support Group

— Jun 04, 2021 03:32PM 5 comments

Mort is 35% done with Bayou Whispers

Why did the author lose me???
Pushing through.

— May 06, 2021 09:03AM 1 comment

Mort is 50% done with Wrath of a Minor God (Nightshade Chronicles 4)

— Apr 14, 2021 10:27AM Add a comment

Mort is 47% done with Gods of the Dark Web

Well, damn, just when you think you are getting used to this genre, something totally fucked-up knocks you on your ass.
One of the top 3 sickest scenes I've ever read...

— Feb 04, 2021 10:07PM Add a comment

Mort is 52% done with Yellow

For those of you who wonders if you will be able to handle a book by this author, allow me to put your mind at rest.
No, if there is any doubt, you are not ready for this kind of splatter-punk.

— Jan 04, 2021 08:04AM Add a comment