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The way she always assumes the worst of Havelock pisses me off.

I know everyone is different but its astounding to me that Agnes likes cats so much but doesnt know or read any books 😭 idc this is false cat lover representation

"Oh no my hot landlord can do magic! Help my popcorn is too buttery! My soda is too fizzy!"

It will take me approximately 3 more lunch breaks to finish this

These men are so sexist 😭 even when theyre trying to give Mina a compliment it's sexist💀 i know it was written in the 1800s and it SHOWS

Can't believe Lucy had FOUR blood transfusions just to croak anyways 💀

Annotating this is kind of fun actually, there are sentences like "once more i have seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion" 😭😭

So Eragon can kill a fleeing soldier but when Murtagh beheads a slaver it's a problem?? God hes such a whiny little hypocrite when it comes to anything Murtagh does

Im so over pretending like Roran needed to be a POV character after book 2 like omfg who cares

Eragon doesnt wanna decide who lives or dies but is okay with taking away someone's free will?? Arya is so real for disagreeing that is my baddie who has never been wrong a day in her life♡

THIS FOOD IS SO GOOD HOLYJDJFJJGJFK

OHHFHHFJGJ THAT WAS SO SEXY OF HIM ACTUALLY 🫦

"Protecting my interests" ooh welcome back Kaz Brekker!!!

The League of the Scarlet Pimpernel if they were evil omg

Crazy how Eragon can have such minimal sympathy for Murtagh and at the same time he can control Sloan the way Murtagh is being controlled and recognize that it was fucked up (but also believing hes right to do it??)

I love that he's ACTUALLY mean to her and she has a rightful reason to hate him

Eragon talking about lot of shit about Murtagh for someone who got his ass whooped and would've lost the whole series on book 2 if Murtagh hadn't decided to let him go (at the cost of being punished later)

This is one of the dumbest and corniest set ups I've ever read like you have got to be kidding me 😭😭😭

Lucie: I want romance

7.4 million people, apparently: HOLY SHIT. PROFOUND. LIFE-CHANGING. SHE'S SO BRAVE AND REAL

Im already having such a hard time believing that phone call would go viral lmao

All I can think about is "hello, you're on the Crane with Frasier Air"

My man not showing back up until the final 20 pages of the book... evil😭😭

The way id have to immediately leave the continent forever after that rejection if I were Eragon fhfhfhjgjdjdkkd 😭😭

Eragon getting rejected by Arya for the 10th time and we're still not even to the Top 2 secondhand embarrassment scenes. Im cryin

Always conjugate your verbs correctly, kids, or you might accidentally curse a baby!

Everyone in this room knows who Eragon's dad is but Eragon. This is so mean💔

Time for Katrina to join Murtagh in the Kidnapped Club 😭

Saphira to Eragon: u need to have standards when it comes to women

Thorn to Murtagh: maybe if you got laid you won't be such a loser

Fhfhfjjdkskskk😭

Have you ever had your favorite character disappear in chapter one of the sequel without even getting a scene first?? I hate it here every time 😭😭