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how did briar not recognize that was mal’s voice when he carried him home in the fey world what

ok ngl im kinda getting sick of them harping on and on about how terrible and scary malric’s mother is without actually showing her doing anything of importance.. the plot is so nothing burger right now like what was that club scene?? she shows up as like a scary haunting figure and malric and co immediately come save briar with no stakes? girl idk its giving smth i would of wrote in middle school rn

briar’s doing all of this.. FOR A MAN ?? and also his and malric’s fashion sense is absolutely terrible im sorry..

ok i fw this i think

modern setting with magic… lets see if i like this 🤔

Girl idk what edition i have the page count is wrong but whatever

i knew this was gonna happen the moment they said achilles couldnt die until hector did. YOU PEOPLE CANT DO ANYTHINGGGGGG

i already know this isn’t gonna end well and i’m getting second hand embarassment 🤦

Ok but are they stupid obviously odysseus was gonna kno achilles was there ….

achilles was having a lil too much fun pretending to be a girl too HM jk

I COULD RECOGNIZE HIM BY TOUCH ALONE, BY SMELL; I WOULD KNOW HIM BLIND, BY THE WAY HIS BREATHS CAME AND STRUCK THE EARTH. I WOULD KNOW HIM IN DEATH, AT THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they love each other so mcuh im gonna cry

yay chiron let patroclus stay fuck achilles’ mom frl

GAY PEOPLEEEEEEE

literally wtf is this book on about im so bored

IS LUCAS FUCKING STUPID ALSO NEIL JOSTEN ???,!?!!

KEVINNNN NN JEISHDBCBEJAJXN

OMFG KEVIN COME BACKKKKKKKKKKKK

ik it stank

i hate how much i love their relationship because other than that this book is a nothing burger

we getting domestic with it okayy
would like it if there was more actual plot but whatever their relationship is cute igs

is anything else going to actually happen 😭

Gayyyyyyyyy