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i've been waiting for this moment since this play was announced

if you think about it, my journey reading this book is just like their journey to the pole

i can't wait to be emotionally devastated

i love tom ripley he is my blorbo my baby girl my good time boy he has done no wrong ever

i'm sorry if i can't pump gas in drag on the way to a gig without being stared at then there's no way anyone's solving a murder in drag but this is very fun

this book is giving telenovela

jim hensons career was just putting frank oz into increasingly masochistic saw traps

this is dare i say approaching loustat levels of insanity

this is dare i say approaching loustat levels of insanity

pierre has gone full pepe silvia

so in this universe china is space australia btw

of course the non binary alien has blue hair and pronouns

they're literally having communist bdsm i want to bleach my eyes

i hate this tiktok rizzler dark romance thing happening so much kill me now

not nikolai finding sonya hot when she's in a mustache and boy drag

im sorry why did no one tell me there would be a trans character (at least as much as someone could be trans in 1807) in this!! im losing my shit love u ivanushka u came, sat down for tea, and left

it's war and peace winter guys

why would you refer to a penis as a man's influence this is the worst euphemism i have ever read

not the evil gay unicorn man

i've been waiting for this since the moment check please ended

paul mccartney is my baby girl

loving this so far it has major welcome to night vale absurdist energy

this is camp

i got an arc i got an arc i got an arc i got an arc

me 🤝 kylo ren
having panic disorder and being on the same meds

i'm in a 4 hour fire safety training at work so i've decided to read bi 4 bi reylo fanfic on my phone