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i feel very maternal towards lucifer

i did NOT expect her to be racist

this is probably going to turn out really cute but this would be the most embarassing string of events to experience in reality

traumadumping to a random fan account for a BEAR omg this girl is really in the trenches

"are you a furry" 😭 😭 😭

didnt do any updates earlier bc i had no wifi but yeah, this broke my reading slump. i will always eat up a book with compelling characters and a cute romance!!! plus it's yuri a solid 50% of the time so all around a win

me vs. acknowledging that failing to complete things is NOT a moral failure and i'm not inherently lazy

this is going to be the most torturous 23 pages of my life

oogh... my babies...

fuck this book is so good. i hate it

WHY DID YOU WRITE THIS BOOK??? JUST FOR ME TO SUFFER??

i was worried about the possibility of me not liking this at the start but yeah eliot schrefer's got it

something tells me this is going to gag me just as much as the first book

yesss we love neurodivergent solidarity

and this is why i'm not having kids

OH MY GOD?????????????????

gisela you are STRESSING ME OUT

HUH????????????

they are so UNSERIOUS ugh the author really cooked with this dynamic

theyre very silly and im a big fan of

this better eat as much as i want it to

WAS ONE NOT ENOUGH????????? KYLIE LEE BAKER WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

SHUT UO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP OH MY GOD IM TONNA KMS

oh my GOD delilah

oh ABSOLUTELY not i'm running far away

their dynamic is fun i like them. please dont let anything bad happen to my family

OH MY GOD??????

abby lee miller will pay for her crimes (both literal, and metaphorical)

okay alice is a little real for that

getting jumped by a pack of alligators is genuinely one of the stupidest things ive ever read but unfortunately very funny