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Giving up on reading this before the movie bc I have no self-discipline

My beloved narrator I’m so scared for you

Once again overdue at the library…

This stupid last minute conflict

100 pages left is slightly scary

Every one-off side character in this being gay married is killingggg me She knows it’s a crime for her romantic leads to both be blond so she’s trying to atone

I’m doubting that straight men and women can be friends if not dating other people like honestly I would never trust these two

Wow look at me reading so quickly, anyway spoilers

I’m annoyed that she’s lying about the trip being for work for really no reason? I mean I guess it makes it slightly more distant from their previous trips but not really?? And it’s just a thing that’s going to come back

Other than that, I wish the guy wasn’t ripped LOL it’s putting me off a little bit 😭

Guys I’m going to headcanon Poppy as fat until the book doesn’t let me so I can counteract the tiny woman huge man of it all and the fact that they’re both blond

Wait this is actually funny!

end of the original book, GOD this is so good