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"Kendrick was the youngest son of a domineering mother who lived in Cumberland and had, when she was a young woman, personally delivered a camel on the way to church."

"By now, all notion of sense had gone out of the window. The fact that Gocha thought that King Arthur was a living member of the royal family, residing happily in Tintagel Castle (presumably waiting for the next opportunity to fight the Germans), summed up the atmosphere perfectly."

"I took to arming myself with a stick when I was in the vegetable garden. If I was going out to pick courgettes, lemons or tomatoes, I took Oliver with me. One of us picked and one remained on guard against the marauding poultry."

A shell screams over the house. He thinks: I only want to sit here with her for a thousand hours.