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Joyce is really throwing in an extra portion of filthy kinks with this final chapter.

New favorite bit was the extensive info about the "rectal complaint relief" in the protagonist's wife's cupboard.
I have now reached the final chapter of the book and it has zero punctuation. Epic.

According to my read time tracking app, I only have 4hrs left to read. This feels unreal at this point.

When I think Joyce ran out of linguistic ways to fuck with me, he comes up with new obnoxious formatting. lol
The current chapter – possibly the final one? – is literally written like a Q&A. Like reading a filled out test sheet of someone in class answering questions about the story instead of reading the story. Telling before showing to the nth degree. Surely an intentional dig by Joyce in some way. It's crazy. lmao

Less than 100 pages left to go. 🎉

I bear no hate to a living thing,
But I love my country beyond the king.

Holy shit, this chapter felt like it would never end. And possibly the most nonsensical one. I finally made it to the end of that and am in the last section of the book now. Three more chapters. Holy fuck. 😭

Had a decent morning poop with this one. The story I read was a but lackluster though. I got bigger hopes for the next one.

Found this behind the heater in my friend's bathroom and now I'm reading it everytime I desecrate their toilet.

I kept complaining about the current chapter going on for too long and making absolutely no sense, but then we ended up with a guy sitting on the protagonist's face with bare ass, farting. I'm back in.

Brainfogfag. That tired feeling.Too much for me now. Ow!

Most relatable line in this entire book.

What the actual fuck was that maternity ward chapter? That thing was a series of linguistic whiplashes. The last couple pages in "slang" was probably the most incomprehensible garble of the whole book so far. lol

Just dudes contemplating abortions. 😃👍

Leopold is a horny cuck. Goodness.

Holy shit, I'm gonna reach the halfway point tomorrow.
Also, fuck the Gerty chapter.