Karsyn > Recent Status Updates

I’m really biting my tongue about all the markings of a dv situation that are being glazed over… but the Johnny and Shannon stans will come for me

Why is it ok for her to be home late all of a sudden

“I’m afraid one day he’ll explode” even johnnys mom thinks he is capable of murdering someone

“Only to notice a torn out page from a copybook fluttered to the ground” and then she ignores it. She’s pissing me off

“You do know you’re not allowed to keep humans as pets, don’t you?”

Someone get this man into anger management classes stat

Put her in a chair like a child. I’m uncomfy

Why was her instinct to get to higher ground. Get off the guy

Ma’am. It’s a pair of boxers. Calm down

“Gussie”

If I got out of the shower at a random house to learn my ride ditched me I’d be PISSED

Gibsie really does need to lay off his insults of sookie

“At least I hosed off all the chunks”

“Hey… you the fuck are you guys?” I unfortunately love when bromances are so strong that they’re like a married couple

“‘You two fuckers better not puke in this car.’ I was making no promises. My buddy was a projector.” Like a turkey vulture

“You’re King Clit?”

I’ve had a teenage boy jump on the hood of my car before and all I’m saying is that I’m hoping her car is ok

I am #sick of Johnny wanting to go hulk smash on everyone

I know we aren’t supposed to like the mom but they clearly do not understand the intricacies of IPV and saying she’s worse than the dad bc she didn’t call the kids is crazy

‘I’m not like other girls’ but then is practically climbing into his lap at a scary movie. These early 2000s stereotypes are killing me

“Keep pushing, Kelly” I thought her booster seat joke was kind of funny

I get that her bullies deserve to be punched in the face but why are we romanticizing johnnys anger issues

“Well, I’m not like most girls.” GAG

How does he expect to beat the creep allegations when he’s stalking her

Running to the vomit instead of away is an interesting choice

I’m so sick of her colliding with men in the hallways. GIRL LOOK UP

I relate to Johnny and his weird dreams

Sure Shannon, go ahead and boost his ego while actively trying to put him in his place. That makes sense.

Asking her brother details about another man’s ball surgery is bold