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.....I don't think he was giving that card as an engagement gift.

Called it!

What a dickhead

I too am not a fan of hummus, Percy.

Okay I swear I've read this book and yet I don't remember any of this

I have forgotten literally so much of this book.

Honestly I had completely forgotten about Tantalus being in this book.

I'm trying desperately to get my reading mojo back. I've accepted that I'm probably not hitting my reading goal for the year, but I wanna try and at least get close.

Also season two comes out in a week and a bit so I wanna refresh my memory.

"Back entrance" wtf.

"Slip into unconsciousness"

It's like I'm reading fanfic from 2005.

Can we as a society come together (pun not intended) and stop using the word 'seed'

?????

Plskthnx

Honestly there's so many little mistakes that could have so easily been caught by an editor or even a freaking beta reader.

I THOUGHT HE WAS THE SHORT ONE?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WON'T FIT IN THE TUB????

"I have always loved you."

Sir it has literally been two weeks.

Omg incense, essential oils, AND scented candles? I'm getting a migraine just thinking of all that

Omg she did not just omegaverse Jane Eyre 💀

Like, literally not even a side salad? You got lobster mac and cheese, steak, mashed potatoes, and creamed corn. What kind of Regina George all carb diet nonsense is this?

I love fictional small towns because they make no damn sense. May not be able to get essentials but there's for damn sure a crafting store.

While that all sounds yummy, how about you feed her a vegetable????

Okay so here's the issue: I don't really want to finish this book. Buuuut I'm almost 70% of the way through. And I'm behind on my reading goal.

Like, I've read worse books. I've also read significantly better books. And I've read books that, even if they weren't super well written/were shallow, I was still able to connect with them.

And this book is just not working for me.

Wtaf.

No.

That's not how anal works.

In what universe does someone think it's a good idea to go from a thumb to ginormous alpha dick?????!!!!!

Excuse me, ma'am. But no.

Unless he has freakishly huge thumbs?????

OKAY SO

he lifted her up and either his back is so broad, or her legs are so short, that her legs don't touch.

What are these proportions???

If anyone ever got me a gift like that I think my uterus would latch on to them and never let go. And I'd cry, like, ugly cry.

Aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww

If there's one thing this book is doing for me, it's setting ridiculously unrealistic date expectations.

SHE WORKS IN A LIBRARY AND HE THINKS A BOOK FESTIVAL IS A BAD DATE IDEA???

Sir...

Do you not realize that librarians love books and love being around them and spending their time with books and reading and looking at books??

With peace and love, what a dumbass.

This is, again, a dream date idea.

"Because it was the extended edition, I fell asleep before they even left the Shire."

What kinda weak nonsense...

"I know her by now."

My brother in Christ it has been, like, 3 days.

Seriously this is romantic as fuck

I know I've been snarky so far but that legitimately is a dream date for realsies 😍