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"Suddenly Max was by my side. 'Jack as the antihero? Dude, I'll bring the popcorn.'" You said it, Max. (Seriously, I'm tired of hearing about Jack. I don't really care about him, tbh.)

Holy crap.

"There was a great deal to be said for fortitude in the face of tragedy."

It's surprisingly good so far.

Finally.

"So it was a vineyard, not an orchard! Of course!" Oh my God.

Uggghhhh she's talking about Diet Coke AGAIN. A whole paragraph! If I have to read about how this girl can't find Diet Coke in Europe and how they MUST have it in France because "It's not the Third World, for crying out loud," (actual quote from the book), then I swear... For the love of God, she's in FRANCE. At a CHATEAUX. Where they make their own CHAMPAGNE. WHY IS SHE SO OBSESSED WITH DIET COKE?!

Lizzie, the main character, is really annoying so far, and she seems way too naive and oblivious. I hope it gets better soon...

This book is awesome, and everyone should read it. Seriously.

This book is really good so far.

"Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together." This is the best sentence I've read all year.