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This is better than I was expecting!

thought to myself today "very early in my life it was too late" for about the one thousandth time so i figured i might as well actually read what pinterest insists i quote

This better be better than literally everything in his AO3 tag

I don't want to talk about it

Jacob I hate youuuuuuu

Something in here is FAR too familiar I fear

Me when the main character was a former Disney princess performer and can't remember key portions of her childhood: oh okay cool I guess this isn't deeply familiar in any way

a metacommentary on itself, wrapped up in its own revelatory nature, as though fellating itself. delicious.

I'm sorry but this is so funny I have to read it

Bought this for a dollar at Goodwill for the cover art alone

you know the screaming at the end of "drunk walk home" by mitski? that's what this book sounds like.

wowowowowow

I will never forgive Rupi Kaur for what she spawned

just kidding this is actually scary. blood sucking pregnant women?? yeah okay