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God save me, Hastings is an absolute idiot...

nevermind, it got so so much worse

jesus...
did I just get half the trigger warnings in just 2 pages of description?

I wish we would have this much respect for nature in a future post-apocalyptic world

So the only women that exist are beautiful/sexy ones that Harry is kinda (or very much) attracted to and Murphy. Got it.

I love how understanding the Trojans are with Jean. They don't judge him or get mad at him for his peculiarities (ahem Ravens programming)

Rereading this baby so I can hyperanalyze The Golden Raven with all the context

No, I'm on Jacqueline's side here. Linnet really did her dirty. Sorry not sorry that now you feel uncomfortable (or that you might die)

This might be mean but Hennessy is incredibly annoying right now and I can barely stand reading her chapters

I was doing chores around the house and listening to the audiobook and I just had to sit down in horror because of the text messages between Meddy's mom and Jake. Honestly, I feel bad for the dead guy now.

"TOKYO METRO - SHIBUYA STATION"

Mom, come pick me up, I'm scared...

I knew it I knew it I knew it fuck Grayson and Lucas stay tf away

My boy has been through so much

I am so unbelievably pumped about Jean Moreau and Jeremy Knox meeting holy shit

Problem 5: Motive v. Opportunity ✔
This is the first one I fully guessed. Thank you, Mr. Petherick :)

Problem 6: The Thumb Mark of St. Peter ✔
Miss Marple is a girlboss and I accept no criticism.

I just want to read my silly little sports mafia book but noooo I have projects to do

Problem 4: The Blood-Stained Pavement ✔

I feel like this one did not have enough clues to be solved but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

Problem 3: Ingots of Gold ✔

I, like Raymond, am very naive.

Problem 2: The Idol House of Astarte✔

I don't know if this reminds me of a horror film or of a Scooby Doo episode. Amazing nonetheless

Problem 1: The Tuesday Night Club✔

The fact that me and Raymond West thought the same here...

NOT EVERY GUY IS A PSYCHOPATH, BOB!

The terms psychopath and sociopath are not used interchangeably. They are different sides of the antisocial personality disorder and I cannot believe a man who claims to have to his reasearch would say they are interchangeable.

I am officially dnf-ing this 20% in.

Short review: This reads like a 2012 Wattpad book (derogatory). The writing is fine but the plot is ridiculous and the main female character is so awkward and quirky like *omg so relatable* (pls punch me in the face). And don't even get me started on the love interest, the freaking Villain (whose name is mf Tristan like EXCUSE ME) who just reads like a teenanger with a crush.

His name is freaking Tristan I am so done with this, I seriously cannot... (I am, actually, dying of laughter)

This is so dumb...

Perfect for the worst part of exam period

You know, in the beginning I wasn't so fond of Random but now I realise she's just what I imagine teen Arthur Dent to be (those genetics were strong, Arthur)

That exam period depression really do be hitting...

Honestly I want to dnf this one so bad but I'm already 80% into it and god damn it, I'm gonna see it through!

#justiceforHod my boy did not deserve that...

"“Because,” said Thor, “when something goes wrong, the first thing I always think is, it is Loki’s fault. It saves a lot of time.”"

That's honestly fair.