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Hey what the fuck

Oh the way my stomach dropped through the floor actually

Obsessed with the way she describes feeling trapped by the expectations of a small town and traditions actually!

I'd like to thank my quarterly yap with Claudia inspiring me to escape my reading slump with Sunburn

Cringing and laughing in equal measure every time sentimental piano music plays as she thirsts over a man in this audiobook

The things I do for this book club 😔 (gold flecked onyx eyes guys???)

Also the lesbophobic pot shots are not it

Not to dunk on Alice and Peter but I Simply Would Not Do All Of That

The tonal whiplash going from atmosphere to this is really something

Really loving how all the women in the story have their characters fleshed out and aren't just there to provide emotional springboards for Vis 🙃

(This is sarcasm if you couldn't tell)

These two have no game and no chill and somehow it still works

The men can only express their attraction and affection for each other through wrestling and physical violence, you say? I shall pretend to be shocked

All these men suck

Also I definitely thought this was a retelling of The Little Mermaid so imagine my surprise when it was actually Cinderella

This book is making me so stressed i feel physically ill !

Painter your loser wannabe batman act fills me with an incandescent rage powerful enough to light a city :))

A good way to spend time waiting in line at universal studios

Im StrESsED

I can *taste* the character development we're going to get in this book and I Am Seated

The MC faces such stark homophobia + transphobia which I didnt expect and is quite triggering

Getting spooked but in a way that makes me want to read more