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knew this was going to be a 2 star read by chapter 2 but thought i could convince myself it would get better. now i’m 65% in and the word “dickmatized” has been used twice. i hope the coroner’s report states this book as my cause of death bc i have no will to go on after reading such an atrocity.

15% in and this hit man is hurting my heart in all the best ways. i’m predicting an all star read 🤩

the hot hit man was being sensitive and perfect, about to kiss the fmc for the first time and then gets stabbed like beast when gaston pulled up in the rain?! SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW!!! 🫪😭

came for the con artists, stayed for the challengers side plot

if peak hugh grant or robert pattinson were to do a dirty smutty filthy office romcom, it would be THIS.

just a little contemporary fic before i dive back into the dark romance waters 😜

really not understanding why this man has a suit and tie on the cover if he’s a stalker/serial killer but i also don’t understand why the fmc is allowing the stalker/serial killer to “spice girls 2 become 1” her hours after he reveals he’s been stalking her. but that’s the thing about life, some things just aren’t meant to be understood 😜

FINALLY GETTING INTERESTING!!!! only took 300 pages of boredom

OMG 60% AND STILL NOTHING HAS HAPPENED!!!! these vampires haven’t even shown a single fang! THIS IS WHY I DON’T READ TRAD PUB VAMPIRES!!! THEY’RE SO BORRIIINNNGGGGGGGGGGG. gonna go amazon prime a rope and stool, brb.

love love love BUT imma need the lion and the lamb to KISS POSTHASTE!!!!!!

30% in and this book has my heart gripped by its throat! it hurts so good. i haven’t felt pain and pleasure this exhilarating in such a long time. i think i’m in love 😍

“He takes my hand, lacing our fingers tightly together, and guides me toward the building. “I open your doors. We can joke around all you want, but I open the doors.”

HE LOVES MEXICANLY!!!!!! SIGN ME UP AND MAKE ME HIS SEÑORA!!!

this would be a great horror movie

damian valentin if talie doesn’t want to be your wife, I WILL!!!!!! 👁️🫦👁️

one of the best books i’ve read in awhile

omg this is so booooorrrrriiinngggggggg

i love slow paced books but omg this one drags harder than ms. pattie gonia

who knew i needed rhett butler and scarlett o’hara meets the little mermaid?? NOT ME! but i am liiiiiiivviiiinnggggggggg! those are 2 of my all time favorite things!

only reading this bc i’m incredibly overstimulated and having something simple to listen to helps me calm down but i’d never recommend this to anyone unless they were in the same situation as me

i know everyone hated this book but i’m 50% in and loving it. *benecio del toro “just a few beers” sensei one battle after another dance* 🕺🏻

i am OBSESSED with this world and these characters!

only reading this to pass the time. it's not that great so i wouldn't recommend it to anyone FYI