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my math teacher is such a cutie patootie 😭

“im straight”

me when i lie

slightly tmi but why is there a random ass bruise behind my ankle where tf did it spawn from bro 🥀

me as a kid thinking people were going to use ai to cure cancer, fix world hunger and make world peace but instead its just being used to make useless slop, plagiarize books and write essays for college students

i think youre stupid if you refuse to question your religion and the beliefs youve been taught. im not saying religion in itself is stupid, believe what you want, but if the very idea of questioning what youve been told has never come to your mind, or you just dont want to, i think youre stupid.

genuinely what r u supposed to do w the dust jackets on hard covers

“Whos ready for a big, big, big day!”

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

““Her sisters amazing”, Vitus says.
“She is,” says Proserpina.”

she really is 🤭

whenever people my age use 😂 or 🤣 i cant tell if theyre being ironic or if they genuinely text like a millennial facebook obsessed mom 💔

have you ever had an appol??

when ur feeling jittery and someone tells u to stop moving so u just spontaneously combust

kindness ≠ niceness

when u look thru ur sons phone and notice that he keeps telling his friends hes “gooning” so u ask people on pinterest what it means and after finding out confront him about his behavior which leads to him punching a hole in the wall

#momlife

my battery is at 67%

“gender is a scam made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms”

@shivani MAUAHHAHAHAHAHAH I WINNNNN SHES MINE FOREVERRRRR

rate my bracelet collection from magically delicious to straight white man core

GUYSS GIMME BRACELET IDEAS

is anyone elses gr glitching when they try to zoom in on their update feed on the desktop website from a phone

spotify be feeling slick giving me ads for military service bc i put my year of birth as sometime in the 1900s

“so what do u want for ur birthday jimmy?”

“….your love….”

“THATS A BIT PRICEY STOP BEING SO UNGRATEFUL”

it comes from soy cows cuz cows are made of soy these days

fricking hipsters

OH SHIT

why is my feed full of 5 star reviews of this now that im reading it WHICH ONE OF YALL IS SPREADING THE PROPAGANDA

waaaaait what the fuck happened they were all over each other five seconds ago

if this ends up being abt teen pregnancy im gonna dnf bro

why do i feel like his dad is gonna die or smth

in our co-dependent era, are we??

https://pin.it/6zcH8KaHy

realll

when english isnt ur first language so u grew up learning all the versions of it