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“he was, in a way, like pavlov’s dogs. when annie came into the guest bedroom with a hypo, a bottle of betadine, and a sharp cutting object, paul began to scream.” unfortunately sk is just so funny

crazy that i’m surprised that my reaction to a steven king book is wtf

say what you want, annie could have a career as a story consultant

i normally don’t mark things as currently until i hit the 100 page mark but is it sad that i’m a little surprised how much king seems to appreciate his wife??? i guess i’m so used to male writers not giving a shit.

“i feel like a criminal” that’s because you are!!!!!!!!!! like maybe it’s because i’m american and a teacher and this is written by a german (in germany the age of consent is 14?????? wtf????) so i guess the authorial intent is that this is a power-dynamic (teacher/student) issue more so than a legal one. but i just cannot have any sympathy for this man. james should’ve been allowed to k*ll him.

opening this book up to the creepy teacher’s pov might be what keeps me from binging this book like i have the other ones.

okay this rips!!!

okay i had to update my goodreads so i could add in my thoughts……..howard is gonna transmigrate into francis, isn’t he?

not the religious dirty talk

brothers i am not going to finish this book

okay real talk i do in fact want to read my friend len.

okay so main character is a little too sunshiney but i’m hoping it’s for a purpose!

“no country belong to one man”

didn’t realize how much we’d be talking about weight!!! haha!!

okay nothing crazier to me than 1) the yen to usd conversion rate and 2) kaiji being considered insanely big at 150 pounds. wild.

she said hold up dickens i can do more words than you

so sorry for the lack of updates but i just don’t have any snarky commentary for this one

i called it fir gabriela eons ago so if it’s her…

everyone suddenly being bald is so funny to me

not to be that person but i am actually very pro environmentalist group atm. this evenstar ish is insane.

not ruth being israeli. ugh.

still counting this in my apocalypse reading but i was getting bored with zombies/earth stuff. all i want to say now is: ruth is evil or in love with asuka. that is all.

this ish is so fun

the connecticut hate is really funny to me

man oh man i forgot just how dense whitehead’s writing is. i’m in for a long one.

*part of my post-apocalypse read through!*

this is going to sound really insensitive but i just don’t think that a 6 lb baby would make for a good meal for 4 people

say it with me now: this shit’s bleak (also i’m reading the copy i annotated in high school and it’s actually kind of helpful)

“‘I don’t believe in magic.’ He barely believed in God. He barely believed in chiropractors.”

i keep thinking that emily austin has broken into the mainstream and then i mention her in convo and noooo one knows her!!!! despicable!!!