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Soooo it’s a drama love story and a horror book which means it’s like an 80s horror flick.

Okay the creepy vibes are building!

I love where this is going but damn it feels like it's taking forever to get there. SHEESH

POTENTIAL SPOILER

I'm glad the sex was mediocre... who wants to think of someone having multiple do-overs and having great sex on their first potential posthumos interlude.

I feel like I'm in a cat poster... this feels like an eternal TED talk. :/

The goat screaming. 😂😂😂😂I’m crying laughing. I’m clearly not caffeinated enough to maintain a modicum of maturity 😂😂😂

OK, I have to give full disclosure here for anybody that’s going to pick this up…If you read the blurb, this makes it sound like it’s somewhat lighthearted. I mean, the word “quirky” was used a few times… This is NOT quirky and fun and light. I went into this expect something and it’s so not what it seemed to be.

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Whoa this is intense! What a thrilling start!

I had to look… Rune’s name is in this book 783 times. Jiminy Cricket that’s a lot.

Well, DUH he literally just TOLD YOU.... gawd my eyes just rolled so far back in my head!

Pausing this. Not feeling it right now.

"Where are we? The great cesspool into which all loungers and idlers are irresistibly drained... Florida " ???

WTF kind of shit is this? Already saw a reference to the KKK... is this supposed to be funny?

Not totally sure I'm vibing with her buddy the dress maker... will keep reading.. but so far... meh..

I am the storm

What?!? Nooooo!!!

Wilder 🥹🥹🥹🥹