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Can’t put this down!!!

All this edwardian surgery talk got me yearning for The Knick 😿❤️

Cocaine Buddy dying of tuberculosis before you can even ask, why is his name Cocaine Buddy?

#7 The Black Island … Tintin adorable scottish outfit … Snowy getting zooted … This is my fave so far 😊

John lennon was a real dipshit 💀

“I wonder if this priest is asleep because he’s very quiet till he says, My child, I sit here. I hear the sins of the poor. I assign the penance. I bestow absolution. I should be on my knees washing their feet. Do you understand me, my child?
I tell him I do but I don’t.”

I’m Genuinely Scared …

On god all these people gotta die #ItalyIsCancelled

Hold up his writing is this fire ⁉️

#6 The Broken Ear … Tintin imploring Goldbarr to hand over the statue because it’s stolen property… I thought there would be a plot twist where he returns it to the Arumbayas. Unfortunately Hergé is not that woke. Anthropological nightmare!!!

“You had all these fucking pit bull puppies in a shopping cart. You were duplicating them in the cart. The pit bulls. You were handing me the puppies as they duplicated in your shopping cart. You were making all those pit bulls for me.”

#5 The Blue Lotus … They weren’t lying this one rules. Definitely the best so far. Love the supporting cast, tight story, and of course the lampooning of British people. 😛

“Poor devil! … Still, he was a real villain!” 😳

#4 Cigars of the Pharoah … Warning: Mirage Ahead got a chuckle out of me i’m ngl.

#2: Tintin in America … You can skip this one 😭