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“I wonder if this priest is asleep because he’s very quiet till he says, My child, I sit here. I hear the sins of the poor. I assign the penance. I bestow absolution. I should be on my knees washing their feet. Do you understand me, my child?
I tell him I do but I don’t.”

I’m Genuinely Scared …

On god all these people gotta die #ItalyIsCancelled

Hold up his writing is this fire ⁉️

#6 The Broken Ear … Tintin imploring Goldbarr to hand over the statue because it’s stolen property… I thought there would be a plot twist where he returns it to the Arumbayas. Unfortunately Hergé is not that woke. Anthropological nightmare!!!

“You had all these fucking pit bull puppies in a shopping cart. You were duplicating them in the cart. The pit bulls. You were handing me the puppies as they duplicated in your shopping cart. You were making all those pit bulls for me.”

#5 The Blue Lotus … They weren’t lying this one rules. Definitely the best so far. Love the supporting cast, tight story, and of course the lampooning of British people. 😛

“Poor devil! … Still, he was a real villain!” 😳

#4 Cigars of the Pharoah … Warning: Mirage Ahead got a chuckle out of me i’m ngl.

#2: Tintin in America … You can skip this one 😭

#1 Tintin in the Land of the Soviets … no it didn’t age well … I think the original black and white art style is so cute though :^)

If you’re cold, he’s cold. LET JOSE ARCADIO BUENDIA IN!!!!

Is anyone else getting major Phantom Thread vibes
#chills #ripReynoldsWoodcockYouWouldHaveLovedThis

No one look at me Bruh

It’s such a good time to be reading this with all the Boer stuff going on Lmfaoooo