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I really hope both of the main characters die so they’ll stop fucking whining.

“And now you’re stuck with people like me,” Wallace muttered.
The smile returned. “It’s not so bad. The bikini was a nice touch.”
Wallace groaned. “I hate everything.”

I don’t know how Klune does it, but EVERYONE in his books talks like a 15 year old girl on Tumblr, even what’s supposed to be a 49 year old attorney.

“The entire place felt like a fever dream. It couldn’t be real. It was too… something, something that Wallace couldn’t quite put his finger on.”

Chintzy? Cloying? Overwrought? Purple? Prosy? Derivative? Childish? Ham-handed?

Does this book have a “trigger warning” in the author’s note? Really? How can people be expected to deal with their trauma if they never encounter the topic?

The entirety of what I know about Church of England is from Eddie Izzard: “So Henry VIII, who was Sean Connery for this film… (imitates Connery) “Then I will set up a new religion in this country. I will set up a religion, the Psychotic Bastard religion.” And an advisor said, “Why not call it Church of England?” “Church of England, actually. Much better.”