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wait this baddie

“”YOUR PRESIDENTE IS LEADING YOU LIKE A CHILD”” GAAAAAAAAHG SHE SAID SIT

val’s finally getting his lashings he may snap soon i fear i PRAY

“What have you ever done that I have not outdone a thousand times?” ykw mer i’ll give you your cookies for this one WHEW

SOO many rhetorical questions YES bitch YESS!!! THATS EXACTLY WHY!!!!! YOURE A DECEPTIVE RAT!!!!! LEAAVEEEEE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!

holy shit enough with the children wheres presidante

sara dont look

LOCK HIM UPPPP!!!!!!!

……… .lesbian ?

male manipulator patient 0

diaBOLical

GET HIS ASS!!!! HAH

MONSIEUR WHO??? CHEVALIER WHO?!!!!?????? EXCUSE ME!!??????????????!?????)???!!!? WHEN I GET MYJUFUCING HAND KN THESE DEGENERATES

i dont even think she actually wants him but i do think she’ll go homicidal if he stops wanting her

madame Volanges a girls girl omg mrs Tourvel you STAY AWAY FROM HIM

MESSYYYYYYY

im not slacking on this my book club just cant pick a date

i need a slop read help

DUNK AND EGG DUNK AND EGG DUNK AND EGG!!!🎉🫂🫶

I WANT FERNAND FLAYED

dantes, being nabbed from his cell and toted out into the middle of the ocean: “mercedes… 😔”

HOW DOES THIS MAN HAVE SO MANY OPS????

sara buddy read……. fear we’re gonna be here a while

🫩….. man wheres the damn atmosphere

i am getting this over with TONIGHT

GODDDD WILL THIS WORM JUST DIE ALREADY

god is it over yet

ok cousin fucker

linton you pitiful weasel

cathy and heathcliff deserve each other god just let them be miserable together