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She might live in Idaho but in my mind I’m reading this in a southern accent.

“Terry’s small daughter chose my name. Marcellus McSquiddles, in full. Yes, it is a preposterous name. It leads many humans to assume I am a squid, which is an insult of the worst sort.”

I think I might already love this grumpy Octopus.

Oh this book is going to be dark.

“Sometimes the places you haunt end up haunting you.”

“I commend your body to the stars”

😭

“Get one of those jobs that takes pay out of your own salary to give you benefits that you still have to pay out of pocket for.”

Oof

“Hey, fuckers, welcome to my nightmare”